August 16, 2012

NBC Cancels Stars Earn Stripes: Entire Cast Killed In Realistic Training Episode

Hollywood, CA – The entire cast of the the military-themed reality television show Stars Earn Stripes has been killed in Afghanistan, according to a statement released today from NBC.

“This is really an unfortunate tragedy,” said NBC Executive Andrew Jacobson. “These stars were trained by real professionals and given lots of fake Hollywood-style action shots. We thought that it would be fitting for the final assault of the season to take place in Afghanistan on the front lines with no help from their professional instructors.”

While many critics accused the show of using excessive special effects with fake explosions and bullets, NBC felt it was necessary to respond and change course in the season finale.

“We thought the best way to portray the hardships of being in the military was to use a real setting and a real mission, which is what we did by placing the stars in a real combat scenario. Unfortunately, the stars’ training didn’t cover actual military tactics, but rather focused on what looked cool on TV.”

Most of Hollywood is in shock and disarray over the deaths of such stars as Dean Cain and Terry Crews. Sylvester Stallone, who worked alongside Crews in other films, spoke to The Duffel Blog amid tears.

Read more on the Duffel Blog here.

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is a former U.S. Navy SEAL with combat deployments to Afghanistan, and Iraq. During his last tour he served as the west coast sniper Course Manager at the Naval Special Warfare Center. He is Editor-in-Chief of, a SOFREP contributing editor, and a New York Times best selling author (The Red Circle & Benghazi: The Definitive Report). Follow Brandon on Facebook, Twitter or his website.

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  • dickftr

    @SEAN SPOONTS Man that is funny stuff. You better write your own reality show soon while your on a ROLE!!


    LOL - that's funny as hell!

  • oldSquid

    @Old PH2  @OttoRommel  actually, I think it's HANO  - high altitude NO opening.... yeah, baby!

  • oldSquid

    @Tango9  @OttoRommel  @shooten  without a sweeper!

  • oldSquid

    @OttoRommel  I like the way you think... and I'd give a week's allowance to see that.