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Home » No Kidding There I Was » No Kidding There I Was… I Just Wanted Out of There and Back to My Beloved Boat!

No Kidding There I Was… I Just Wanted Out of There and Back to My Beloved Boat!

by A SOFREP Reader · September 1, 2012 · Posted In: No Kidding There I Was
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Memory is an odd thing.  In the twilight times, the time between being awake and arising on this Saturday morning on the First of September, 2012, a flood of memories of long ago came swirling into my mind.  I just had to roll out of bed and put them down on paper before they sneaked back into forgotten recesses.

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At 87, none of these memories was sharp; more like memories of memories that had surfaced once before, then been put away and forgotten.  I recounted them to my Marvelous Marlene, then got up to write them down before they dimmed once again.

Found a papaya tree in 1943 with some ripe fruit, it might have been on Florida Island in the Solomons.  The faceless ones I was with had never heard of papaya and it was food, but how to reach the fruit up in the small tree?  Machetes hanging at our sides and we chopped down the tree for a feast.

Squadron 5 base force mailman was named Nugent stockily-built.  Bougainville — Japs shelling the base — Nugent in a foxhole — caught shrapnel in the butt — became the butt of jokes about not being able to get his big butt into the foxhole.

Al Melino, Gunner’s Mate, maybe on the PT107.  Al and I were buddies, he was from Rochester, NY.  Ashore at Bougainville to view huge pile of Japs being buried after a banzai charge.  Acquired a couple of grainy photos from some source.  Native along the road, rather rare sight for us.

Al said, “Hubba, hubba,” to the native — gibberish common to the Solomon Islands by all troops.  Guy in a Brit accent replied, “Howdy, Mate, got a match?”  British Colonial soldier from Fiji — we figured he could operate behind the lines.

Rendova’s little paper sailboats and out of toilet paper.  Chicken a la King from the Base Messhall was spoiled.  Everyone got food poisoning and diarrhea.  Outhouses built over the water on coconut log stilts.  Used toilet paper floating away on the current like little paper sailboats.  Island either was running out of paper or there was fear of doing so.

Memories are getting dimmer with the passing of 70 years down a long road filled with adventures.  They are becoming like an out-of-focus set of pictures and oh, how I wish that digital cameras had been developed or if even the old 35mm SLR had been popular — and affordable for us kids just coming out of the Great Depression.  Or that even if the old Kodak #2A Brownies had not been contraband.

While on “up the line” in the Solomons from the Guadalcanal-Tulagi area, most of the natives were evacuated and separated from the bases, at Tulagi there were mission school-educated English-speaking Islanders, a few, anyway.

One lad in a canoe was alongside and we were trying to converse.  He was telling me some Pidgin words as well as in his native language.  I remember “ruha” meant rain. “Two finga cut-em” meant scissors — “scrape face” was a razor.   A younger kid, about my age, who was a frequent visitor to the boats paddled up and rudely ordered him away.

He didn’t want me talking with him because he “was a Malaita-man and he eat long pig.”  Malaita was a large island to the east of Florida/Tulagi that was one of the last strongholds of cannibalism.  O-o-o-kay!

On Stirling Island of the Treasury Group, one night, 1943, while not on patrol, I had wandered around the inlet to the Seabee base to watch a movie when air raid sirens shattered the peace.  It happened with some regularity.

I took off running down the crushed coral roadway headed back to the PT103 that was tied up to trees along the shoreline to hide from the marauding Jap planes.  A stick of bombs boomed across the island and I leaped, fell, stumbled in the blackness into a hole left where a tree’s roots had been toppled by a bulldozer to build the road.

Some unseen, unknown guy jumped in with me and grabbed my crotch.  I swung with all my might connecting somewhere on flesh, jumped out of hole and sprinted all the way back to my boat, Jap bombers not withstanding!  Who, what, why, I knew not, but I just wanted out of there and back to my beloved boat!

Way up off New Ireland while based at Emirau in what is now New Guinea knew a Gunner’s Mate in MTB Ron 11 with last name of Duncan.  Got dimples when a Jap bullet passed through both of his cheeks without chipping a tooth.  Mouth must’ve been wide open to accomplish that.  Everyone thought that hilarious.  Graveyard humor.

I’ll bet if we could have had those cameras or digital recorders around in the early 1940s, we would have many mini-tales for historical reference.  As we old warriors from World War 2 set out on our last patrol, those memories are lost forever.  Unless they come wandering back from some unknown filing place inside the mind and we get up to put them on paper.

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Amazing... :-) Thank you so much for that!

reidcrawford6
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my granddad is 95 and sharp as a tack, the last few years he started talking more about his experiences in ww2. lots of stories from the buldge. cherish every second of them.

Barnes
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I have to say I wish I was fortunate enough to meet some of these fine fellows from then and thank them for their service. Their aren't many of them left and my generation sure isn't the same as what these men were. I can only imagine what it must have been like for them. They were one hell of a generation that's for sure. I think about it every time my great grandma (born 1922) tells me stories of what it was like for them growing up.

formwiz
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 @Barnes I was fortunate to have a number of WWII vets as school teachers (Baby Boomer). You only got a little glimpse of what they endured (the head of the music dept flew B-17s with 8th AF and it turned out one of our exchange students came from a city he had bombed; the others: US 7th Fleet (Leyte Gulf), infantry company exec in the Pacific, S-2 in Normandy), but the marks the war left on their characters were plain to see.

 

A very no nonsense group of men.

JRMayII
JRMayII 5pts

"he eat long pig" gotta love it.

JRMayII
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When I visited Pearl Harbor in May of 2008, I bought a book called Pacific War Stories and was fortunate enough to have it signed by two veterans who were at Pearl on 7 Dec. 1941. One of them, Navy Corpsman Sterling Cale PhM 2/c, has a story featured in the book. It is one of my most treasured possesions.

ColonelProp
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Dang - that is a great one Brandon. Thanks to the hero who shared that one with us.

formwiz
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It's the little details and the flash impressions ("Used toilet paper floating away on the current like little paper sailboatsl") that make accounts like this so valuable.

 

And I love the way he calls his wife, "my Marvelous Marlene". You don't hear that from younger guys.

Old PH2
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The men of my family that served in that war, and in Korea are all gone now six men from one generation.  Family of 15 kinda guaranteed heavy representation.  None of them spoke more than one or two stories, all quietly raised families.  Of the 6 one died in theater, survived the Normandy landings only to die a POW during the Bulge.  We were lucky to have them, I miss them and relish these stories from their peers.  Brandon pass on my heart felt thanks.

Bravo Three
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This was from GMCM Jack Duncan (SEAL) ret. Jack is a WWII vet and was a PT Boat crewman then went to the darkside (UDT) later on. More on Jack and the PT Boats coming soon. 

SEAN SPOONTS
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@Bravo Three When I was a kid watching "They were expendable" and "PT-109", the PT boats seemed like the greatest job you could have in the Navy.

Bravo Three
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 @SEAN SPOONTS  @Bravo Sean, before the UDT PT Boats were the prime billet to get. 

 

Bravo Three
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 @SEAN SPOONTS That is correct sir.

 

SEAN SPOONTS
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The PT pictured looks like an Elco 80' by the way. The 109 was too.

SEAN SPOONTS
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@Bravo Three @SEAN SPOONTS @Bravo I actually got a ride on a PHM once that came up to Mayport. It was the Taurus. I just asked for permission to come aboard and flattered my way into getting a ride. They has a 6 hour night exercise planned the next day and they let me tag along if I could get 'authorization' by a request from my squadron to take me along. Got that right quick from the A/C Chief(it was training you know?). Two JGs were in command and they were only a couple of years older than me. They reminded me of the kind of guys who captained PT boats. They wore flight suits and were strapped into their chairs in four point restraints. It was super cool. I took a drop seat on the bridge with a lap belt. When that thing got up on its foils it felt like a low flying helicopter ride. Basically the thing was like a giant Sea-Doo with a 75 mm cannon and Harpoon missiles.

JohnDomrzalski
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Great read. Sad to see these guys go -- and their stories with them. Thanks for sharing this one.

StormR
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Heart-felt thanks to the author for sharing these amazing memories with us. 

Obsolete
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Wow- I could listen to stories of long ago all night.. I wish you good dreams, friend- Thanks for serving.

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