No Kidding There I Was…FOB Salerno Bazaar

 @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr  @CJCJ

 Muzzles?? Really?? I thought you were going all Lizard Whisperer on us. That seems a bit like a cop out. I can certainly come up with a decorated strap-on to go with the rest of Lizard of Respect's race gear though. NO ONE better notify PETA of any of our goings on. You will have to screen all charity guests thoroughly!

 @LauraKinCA  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr  @CJCJ Radar, U missed the boat. Youre the engineer and you are going to design a strap on for the snake eyes. R We Clear?Otherwise PETA will shut us down. May we please have Lizzard Muzzles as well? Biting? Really?

 @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr  @CJCJ

 No dissin' here. Just saying that Lizard of Respect might bite the hand that feeds (or carries) it if you start piercing tender parts. Go Butch with the lizard dress up gear maybe instead?!?

 @LauraKinCA  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr@CJCJ 

 Heh Now, Don't be dissin my Lizzard. Thats the charm. Storm has her  Lizzard with lipstick & tube top & painted nails, etc; I have mine w/snake eyes. Remembe-Brandon said that the SEALs RESPECTED the Snake Eyes. My Lizzard will be a Lizzard of Respect. Don't go dissin dat.

 @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 Yeah going full deal snake eyes on your lizard probably won't win you races. Remember, you want them to like you as you run with them in your arms. Angry lizards are much worse than Angry Birds! Stormy's idea of dressing them up might work though :)

 @StormR  @LauraKinCA  @RichDD  @dickftr

 That was cruel. You are right no piercings. Maybe a cool henna tattoo. Better idea, take 2-4 shots of tequila, then have Radar (the engineer) design strap on snake eyes. Velcrow, ductape.

 @StormR  @LauraKinCA  @RichDD  @dickftr

 I don't think they have wangers, do they? Crap, I'll get my reptile book out. No, were gonna have to get elasticzer bands and maybe some lizard valium. They don't bite do they?

 @Recon6  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 Yeah, we gotta use ducktape because if you drop your lizard, you have to start the run over.

 @SleazyWeazel  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 Sleazy, I'll even wear a tight wet Lizard shirt if it will get me and Storm over the finish line first. (Thats one sorry in the Jar to CJ-Sorry)

 @LauraKinCA  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr No way, this is a BONUS. Charities pay big bucks for dates with these kinds of dudes. Its all the Rage with Celebs. We can cash in on this. Or, leave the judging to a secret notebook. Yeah, judging goes in the secret notebook. This could become a global event.

 @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 Are these Lizards like the ones in Central America?  Big guys that really Can run and Eat big things?    6

 @Old PH2  @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 PH, now That had me laughing!    6

 @SleazyWeazel  @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 We get Lizard gear too? Cool!

 @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr Don't forget to wear your Lizard polo shirt while drinking from your Lizard emblem coffee mug. :)

 @StormR  @JHR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 All I need now is for @Old PH2 to chime in with some appropriate imagery to accompany the above discussion. Last time we got midget hookers.

 @LauraKinCA  @JHR  @RichDD  @dickftr  Oh great, you get to judge backsides and I'll probably be the one having to hand her the surgerical tools and dice.  You do have better eyesight than me, Laura, so it is fair that you get to be the judge.  We can have different categories based on running or standing still....and I'm a gonna stop right there before I get myself splashed by using words like 'jiggle' :)

 @StormR  @JHR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 Yeah, not touching that one... literally. Apparently now I am judging asses as well?!? This is getting to be a weird competition. No charity is going to want to touch this action :)

 @JHR  @LauraKinCA  @RichDD  @dickftr

 OMG, JHR.  If you are brave enough to pierce a Lizard's d...errrr...pee pee, and hang dice off the piercing, then what are worried about with just holding the lizard while you are running?  Don't you think he would be more mad when you pierce his d..errr. pee pee than just going on a ride?

 @StormR  @LauraKinCA  @RichDD  @dickftr

 Yeah...amd I'll put "Snake Eyes" on mine and intimidate all those macho Lizards. CJ and PH won't stand a chance with us. Are we all 3 earing the red shoes? If we get seperated in the run, it might be a way to find each other? Just sayin...but Thats radars job, she has comms and recon duty. Radar-BTW...you get to score the hotness of the Lizzard Runners aas well:-) Storm and I will be too bust outsmarting them and running, limping...

 @StormR  @JHR  

 Yeah, that is becoming the pattern isn't it. I think she comes by it naturally :)

 @JHR  @LauraKinCA  @RichDD  @dickftr

 by the way, Laura...have you noticed that JHR gets us into the damnest adventures???  

 @JHR  @LauraKinCA  @RichDD  @dickftr  I'm thinking perhaps I would put lipstick and a tube top on my Lizard..girlify her up a bit to distract some of the male Lizards.  If I sling her over my shoulder, she can make goo-goo Lizard eyes at the Lizards following BEHIND us  :) :)  All is fair in love and Lizard racing. 

 @LauraKinCA  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 Roger That Radar.

 @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 OK, we are going to have to take out TTPs on the down low now. Don't want them being used against us :) Radar out.

 @LauraKinCA  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr Only an engineer would come up with THAT one. Brilliant. Your new name is Radar. You keep an eye of the hunger ratio of the Lizzies, Me and Stor will run by as they get distracted. These Marines got nothin on our tactics:-)

 @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr

 If you come up with what their favorite lizard snack is, you can carry them around and at strategic moments throw it out there in front of the other team's lizard for a distraction. Just gotta keep your own lizard from fighting you and the other lizard for the treat :)

 @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr Storm Brandon said below that those big Lizards eat rats and big things and Doritos.....can you add in a "don't eat storm or Julia vibe into your mantra?" Just sayin....we should carry pockets of doritos....

 @Old PH2  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr You are ON. I am getting my lizard night vision and laser gear, a full comms armored vest in case a sniper Lizard shows up. And Psyops, I'll teach my Lizard how to drink Tequila and stare at Lizards.

 @LauraKinCA  @Old PH2  @StormR I am thinking of spiling the lizard water. Female (USAF-uppers) pills for the fast runners Lizzards; Male pills (ambien/valium) pills for ours. Think about it, they run faster and if their Lizards are going all bonkers and ares are asleep, we might have a chance. WE should bring mororcycles. Nobody said no 2 wheelers. Storm has her cane, she can knock a few top runners down, we can lob over them. This will take planning. Running with the Lizzards is no joke.

 @Old PH2  @JHR  @StormR  

 Are these midget lizards? Can you imagine the Elves getting in on this??

 @JHR  @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr Gotta watch out for the long lenses.  Lizard porn/peeping ain't my thing but who knows?  A little Bourbon and I've been known to do some silly shit. 

 @StormR  @RichDD  @dickftr "I will bring my Lizard Treats. I will offer Lizzard Umbrellas for the shade, I shall make a Lizzard carrier fit to a be a Lizzard throne to sit on while we run so thou LIzzard rides in style and is comfortable. I will tell my LIzzard wise stories about the tasty rumors of 6's eyeballs (in case we run out of food) and how OldPh2's Lizzard bis going to try and take a bad lizzard day picture of him for propaganda,  and how the other Lizzard Handlers don't love their lizzards assuch as those that Julia and Storm do."

I will work on my Lizzard Mantra for  more positive energy. I still want the gloves: for handling thu!-)

And as PH says, maybe a wee bot of Bourbon, or was that 6? Brad will bring the Beer. I'll bring Tequila. Those LIzzards are  looking bettah already.

 @JHR  @RichDD  @dickftr  "I will love my lizard.  I will pet my lizard.  I will feed my lizard tasty treats.   My lizard will become my bestest buddy."   I'm practicing my 'picking-up-the-creepy-lizard' mantra to prepare for the lizard race.

 @RichDD  @JHR  @dickftr  @StormR Uhhhh...wait a second, we have to run with them in our HANDS? I was thinking more like, you know, running away from them. OK, I am in, If I can bring my Yellow lab and she can do the pick up. She will retrieve anything. I'll just run beside her. Des that count? Or else, That SOFREP PX better dtart making some KITUP Lizard Running gear. Gloves (like the veterinarians have-up to the shoulders), thick space suits) I don't care how sweet those Lizzies are, they are dfast and slippery. Might want to have some sticky gloves, yeah, duck tape. Remember, if you drop the Lizard, you have to go back to the start line and begin again.We should have Rules.

 @ArcticWarrior Oh groan, I should have said talon, not claw.  I'm going to be having Ravens squawking at me for days now :(

 @ArcticWarrior I certainly suspected that Trickster when  one of the 'male' rat starting popping out baby rats.  I believe Raven had a claw in the escape (and hopefully a full belly afterward). 

 @StormR

 No doubt they had help from brother Coyote!