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Home » Admin » Damn Few Episode 7: The Road Trip

Damn Few Episode 7: The Road Trip

by Brandon Webb · December 9, 2012 · Posted In: Admin
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I love this series by Ranger Up, and we plan on adding it to our SOF web TV channel for you guys to enjoy in real time.  I’ve never enjoyed being made fun of more than watching SEALy on this show, good shit.

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Brandon Webb is a former U.S. Navy SEAL with combat deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan, and elsewhere in the Middle East. His last tour in the SEAL Teams was as the Course Manager for the US Navy SEAL Sniper program, arguably one of the most difficult sniper courses in the world. He was formerly a contributing editor for Military.com, and currently the Editor-in-Chief of SOFREP.com. Brandon is regularly featured in the media as a subject matter expert on military affairs. An avid writer, his last two books (The Red Circle, & Benghazi: The Definitive Report) both hit the New York Times best seller list, and his writing has been featured in print, and digital media worldwide. You can follow him on Twitter @BrandontWebb

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Sonnys Mom
Sonnys Mom 5pts

ICUMI, a Sealy T shirt!     http://www.rangerup.com/sealy1.html

Gandhi
Gandhi 5pts

Its funny!

HugeFan
HugeFan moderator 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

That was the shit...

shagstar
shagstar 5pts

 @HugeFan 

Gawdddddddd damnit!

Ceilo
Ceilo 5pts

Lmfao!

ArcticWarrior
ArcticWarrior 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

"I've got so much testosterone, if a guy shakes my hand, he can't compete in the fucking Olympics."

Sonnys Mom
Sonnys Mom 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @ArcticWarrior  Well you know about rhino horn, ancient (ahem!) traditional folk medicine-- and this guy's got TWO of em'!

ArcticWarrior
ArcticWarrior 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Sonnys Mom

 LOl..yeah your right...good catch!

caiusKeys
caiusKeys 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @ArcticWarrior "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!" 

ArcticWarrior
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 @caiusKeys

 These episodes have all the best lines condensed into a few minutes. Army and Devil Dog have some classic go arounds. The epsiode about Sean Connery and Nic Cage is hilarious. The whole Con Air bit....

"it's not gay if its connery"

caiusKeys
caiusKeys 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @ArcticWarrior I find myself listening to the Sealy song, don't know why, even though I can't figure out a few words. Well done! 

Ishaan
Ishaan 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

BTW why the hell does the por coast guard dude (duck) always get left out ? Coasty needs a bit more screen time.

Sonnys Mom
Sonnys Mom 5pts

 @Ishaan  Try sending suggestions to:  coolstuff@rangerup.com

Ishaan
Ishaan 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

This show is almost as awesome as I am. Almost. And that's like, REALLY awesome, y'know ?

 

 

 

 

And donkeys fly.

usapatriotonthemove
usapatriotonthemove 5pts

These things are a riot...reminds me a lot of BF3 Friends.  Good stuff.

jrexilius
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hehehe.. fuckin awesome

caiusKeys
caiusKeys 5pts

I thought all SEALs loved Creed? 

KlausHergesheimer
KlausHergesheimer 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

You guys like buffalo burgers?

tashacash
tashacash 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

Dickelback sucks. Not to mention their ferret like, mangy poodle haired lead singer is now going to marry faux punk rocker Averil Lavigne. Where is a drone strike when you need it?   

shagstar
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 @tashacash 

shhhhhh,,,,sealy is infiltrating them as we speak! 

Alloyjane
Alloyjane 5pts

That was absolutely precious.  Loved the graphic on the van and now I wonder if we'll see them drinking at a bowling alley.

LauraWalkerKC
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 @Alloyjane a bowling episode would be so full of win.  I might have to go whisper in an ear now.  Brb ;)

Barnes
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I love Sealy's play on the Nickelback song at the end. Are the Seals gonna turn that their new theme song?

shagstar
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gotta love sealy!  he does not give 2 shits what anyone says or does as long as it doesn't look like a pirate!  lol

Muskrat
Muskrat 5pts

@BrandonTWebb Great show! MILF: It does a body good! So Brandon, do all SEALs love Nickleback?

TKW406
TKW406 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Muskrat @Tango9 Here's a Nickelback parody tweeted by Nada Bakos: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1hiXCd/www.collegehumor.com/video/6853117/look-at-this-instagram-nickelback-parodyNic

Old PH2
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 @Muskrat  @BrandonTWebb Actually I thought they kinda liked this shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y 

But that's only when they're thinking about screwing furry rodents.

caiusKeys
caiusKeys 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Old PH2  @Muskrat My favorite rodent love song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D71hvyY4aFA

 

Tango9
Tango9 moderator 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @Muskrat  @BrandonTWebb LMAO I give BW crap but You, Sir, need to cover and conceal after that one.

Muskrat
Muskrat 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

@Tango9 @BrandonTWebb Yeah, maybe I did push my luck with that one. Hope B Webb has a good sense of humor!

JonathonBlaze
JonathonBlaze 5pts

@BrandonTWebb Love the Damn Few. How do you feel about Sealy repping your people Brandon? Lol.

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