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No Kidding There I Was…MidSouth Institute of Shooting

by A SOFREP Reader · January 12, 2013 · Posted In: No Kidding There I Was
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It was in the late nineties and me and my guys were on a training trip to MidSouth for some kill house work.  We quickly settled into the routine of ten hours of shooting, ten hours of drinking, and four hours of sleep (well some of us slept but I’m getting to that part). Repeat.

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One of our platoon mates (we’ll call him Sean) had picked up a real winner out in town, at a strip club no less, and she wasn’t stripping (at least that night, and she’s surely on the pole somewhere today). It was common at this particular strip club in Mississippi for white trash couples to be seen in the club together, hell who I am to judge, maybe they’re fucking on to something.

After a colorful night downtown with the boys, and Sean’s lady friend accompanying us in Memphis (it was close to us), she had too much to drink (I think she was 19 drinking on a fake ID) and starting yelling insults at the local African Americans within ear shot.  The filth coming out of her trailer park mouth would’ve (and did) made a sailor wince.  The was calling them all sorts of names and none of them good or appropriate. To make matters worse Sean shaved his head with a Bic razor every day…not a good combo. Needless to say we threw her in the Navy van and hightailed it our of there before we had another incident on our hands.  They gave chase but soon lost us.

Back at the Ranch…

I soon fell asleep hoping to get a few hours shut eye to allow me to stay sharp on the gun in the morning (miss a shot and you drag a tracker tire more than you’d ever want to).  I’m not sure what time it was but it had to be around 4am when I was awakened by my bunk bed shaking (we roomed up four to a room). I looked over and there was Sean pounding the holy hell out of this skinny white church girl. He was really taking it to her, so focused on the task it would’ve made a porn star give the courtesy nod of approval and mutual deviant respect. It’s safe to say that Sean will be driving the bus to Hell but those stories will come later…maybe in part 2.

The best was as he was fucking the shit out of her she leaned close to me, she was already inches away from my face as this was going down, and whispered the following. “Don’t tell your friend Sean but he’s not fucking me hard enough. What are you going to do about it?”. I was shocked and briefly entertained the notion but Sean is not a guy you want to dive in after, surely a sea of STDs would await anyone. As a rolled over I noticed my bunkmate below roger up much to Sean’s disliking. A brief argument ensued and Sean won because we both went back to sleep.

God bless America and the Military.

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Leapgirl
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WOW!! This "No shit there I was" took a turn for the south, Literally! and for some strange reason I'm digging it!

btrgo
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Desoto County still parties hard...Casinos to the east...strippers to the north...no DEQ laws on lead at gun ranges...come on down and enjoy the fun....FYI: Bring your own ammo, C-4 and door frames to blow...John dont do door frame work

JWARD1112
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This brings to mind a night in Yuma AZ, with a "Sean" that I was once roomed adjacent too....I think they are married now......

carrissima
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You are surprisingly hysterical. So brutally honest. I thought all Navy seals were of high moral character when it came to women and sex;) I would love to read more of this nitty gritty stuff. It's so fun.

theAtrium (banned)
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 @carrissima

 

 

Similar stories surface out of SE Asia that usually involve sailors and Marines with a couple of difference. That last remark that ended with "what are you going to do about it?", is usually said in broken, almost unintelligible, English, sometimes said differently but the gist is clear, it's both a challenge and a friendly invite to the task at hand.

 

What the 3 to 5 (or more) Marines and/or sailors notice, usually late because of the now close proximity and the affects of alchohol subsiding, is that the female (sometimes there's two) has a pronounced Adam's apple.

 

For the lucky Marines and sailors, they'll look for further confirmation and notice that at least the whole transexual process is complete. For the unlucky ones, that confirmation will lead to a discovery of some sort of masking tape or other type of clandestine device in the nether regions.

 

But almost uniformly, whether lucky or not, they'll usually go through with the event undetered, for some the rationality is economic, for others adventure or others just lazy to go back out to another bar and make do.

 

Most of these types of stories don't get published or talked about once back CONUS though.

 

 

 

 

carrissima
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 @TheAtriumWow. Thanks Atrium. Had to read that a few times to clearly understand and I  hope I do soon!!

theAtrium (banned)
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Speaking of transexuals, here's the most bad-ass transexual we have in our arsenal:

 

"When Lyman "Alice" Miller was 13, he came home from school each day, packed a knapsack and headed off to the limestone cliffs behind his home in rural western New York. Alone in the woods, he’d open the bag, pull out a peanut butter sandwich, the hammer and chisel he used to hunt for fossils and, hidden down deep, an old dress of his mother’s taken from the storeroom in his family’s basement.

 

Miller liked to pull on the dress, then go exploring, digging for fossils and watching for birds. For these few hours, at least, he was free to be the girl he knew he was — a girl he named Alice. Then he would go back home dressed once again in pants, trying hard to be the boy the rest of the world expected him to be. When he turned 14, he put away the dresses hoping that if he tried hard enough to repress his feelings, they would vanish.

 

He spent much of his life trying to prove his manliness, especially to himself. He played high school basketball, attended an all-male Princeton University, entered the macho world of the CIA as an analyst.

 

He married, had children and never told anyone that as a boy he so wanted to wear a dress like Queen Elizabeth’s golden coronation gown that he secretly made himself a crown. Throughout his life, the shame of his secret self haunted him. He had no idea there was a name for how he felt or that there were others who felt the same.

 

Miller’s greatest fears, which revolved around telling her children, her wife and her bosses, proved unfounded. When she made her transition, she worked not only at the Hoover Institution but at Stanford’s Department of Political Science and at the U.S. Naval Postgraduate School in Monterey, Calif. All three said they had former employees who had made similar requests. All proved supportive."

 

For both @hjw1dr and @jrexilius :

http://vimeo.com/52893525

 

 

 

 

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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@carrissima @TheAtrium No you really don't.

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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@TheAtrium @carrissima South America has the same issue. Before I got to 6th Marines they did a UNITAS in 2001. A few of the boys were still getting ragged for having to have a sober brother check fire for them.

theAtrium (banned)
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 @HM1 (FMF) Ret.   @carrissima

 

So True. The 'Crying Game' is re-inacted at pretty much every port. 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0I44-XPk2A

 

Old PH2
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Should we start a post about "Stripper Stories?"  Please no photos!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UGGGe5tiWVI/0.jpg

Unless of course you need to support a single mom!

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/I_Support_Single_Moms_511.jpg

JHR
JHR 5pts

 @Old PH2 One Legged Of Course....

 

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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@Old PH2 And don't forget: A lapdance is so much better when the strippers crying...

theAtrium (banned)
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 @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  

 

Crying and/or lactating.

 

 

 

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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9 of 12.5, fat fingers small I Phone keys.

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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@TheAtrium No clue, I was East Coast my whole career. FMSS(or FMTB now) at Camp Johnson and stationed on Lejeune 9 of 13.5 yrs. Got Med. Retired.

theAtrium (banned)
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 @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  

 

Devil Doc school still at Camp Del Mar?

 

That place right outside the gate was nasty. We usually had to take our white gov't van up to Irvine to help UCI co-eds pay for their tuition, better quality.

 

 

 

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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@TheAtrium Yep that is vomit on my molars. LMFAO!

ThePatriots
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 @Old PH2 I don't want to hijack this story, but I think we all have some stripper tales. Mine involves an all-out brawl with a few off-duty cops and the stripper's family, who happened to be in the audience. Yeah. We were in that part of Alabama.

Recon6
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@ThePatriots @Old PH2 Damn PH, can't you Ever post a pic of a pretty girl??!!! Bro, you are giving me nightmares and I am too damned old for that, lol....6

LauraKinCA
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 @Jaycel Adkins  @Recon6  @ThePatriots

 Chicken :)

Jaycel Adkins
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 @Recon6  @ThePatriots  @Old Thank you for the warning, 6. I'll just leave that link alone. 

CK5150
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 @ThePatriots  @Old PH2 Sounds like a "jungle" story from Action Figure Therapy.

ThePatriots
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 @CK5150  @Old PH2 It was my first bar fight. I still laugh about it to this day. Once we made it out of there, one of my buddies said, "I think I knocked out a chick!" In his defense, it was hard to tell them apart in there.

ThePatriots
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I'm digging this. Maybe SOFREP needs a special team room that requires age verification and an open bar tab.

ThePatriots
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That's a pretty hilarious, yet strangely familiar story. That strippers name wasn't, by chance, Hadley was it? Did she wear a cowgirl hat? That was her signature stage prop and she had an eye for the tier 1 types. I swear, she could probably spot a fraud faster than Don Shipley. We used to joke that she should be a recruiter or at the very least be paid a little under the table for keeping the guys, ummm, happy.

Old PH2
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The USN prides itself in finding the absolute best hose teams:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/usnavy/5455860017/

 

HA!

Recon6
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@Old PH2 Ok, ok, I get It, you Squids always had to settle for the 'ugly' girls cause the Grunts had All the pretty ones!!! Airborne/Infantry had the girls, and y'all had the left overs, 'bag over her head' types....6

Old PH2
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 @Recon6  @Old All I can say, blind, crippled, or crazy, often all three.  Believe me, none of those conditions will stop a Squid from his appointed duties.

hjw1dr
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 @Jaycel Adkins  @Old PH2  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  

Jaycel "This is the best thread ever."  

Totally agree, still laughing. Like old times at the local bar.  :)

LauraKinCA
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 @Old PH2  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Wow, there's a face only a mother could love!

Jaycel Adkins
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 @Old PH2  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. This is the best thread ever. 

Old PH2
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 @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Having spent some time in the metropolis of Athens, Tennessee that is, I think I recognize this girl.  She is the ONE attractive girl in that family.  Strictly speaking Athens has a nice cross section of attractive young ladies, but there is one family you best watch out for.  Just sayin'.....

http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/indytwin/butterface.jpg 

CK5150
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 @hjw1dr  @LauraKinCA yeah, my brother is bummed too.  lives in milwaukee.  now all he has is the sorry Bucks.  night y'all. 

hjw1dr
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 @CK5150  @LauraKinCA  @dmalert Well, looks like folks are bailing... I'm think I'll turn in soon too, CK. 

hjw1dr
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 @LauraKinCA  SF?  Well... Now I really need a drink!

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @dmalert not a buckeyes fan at all.  my sister in law got her masters from there so she thinks she can call that her college.  bull-shit.  

hjw1dr
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 @CK5150  @LauraKinCA  @dmalert  Now... well. I live in Texas... so the OSU and Horns kinda -- don't get along now... friendly rivalry... yeah, right. 

LauraKinCA
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 @hjw1dr

 OK, gotta take the dog out, then I'm probably gonna call it a night.

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @dmalert My soon to be 11 yr old daughter asked the other day, "dad, if it's the University of Oklahoma, why do they call it OU?  Shouldn't it be UO? "

Smart kid.  

LauraKinCA
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 @hjw1dr

 No, SF beat them easily in the end.

LauraKinCA
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 @CK5150  @hjw1dr  @dmalert

 Good to know. As long as it isn't scarlett and gray, you and I are good :)

hjw1dr
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 Well, dang it! I'm sobering up! Got to get another drink!  BTW... I didn't notice... did the packers win? 

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @dmalert Nothing with the letters OU is allowed in this house unless there is an S in between the O and U.  

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @dmalert I stole that from someone.  can't remember where I heard it.  but it's a good line.  

LauraKinCA
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 @CK5150  @hjw1dr  @dmalert

 Just make sure that Okie bass boat is prominantly displayed in the yard to go along with the prision comment. That will be quite the first impression :) Your daughter will never speak to you again for the embarrassment.

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @dmalert not too worried about that.  when the first boyfriend shows up, i'll be cleaning one of my guns and tell him

"look, boy, I ain't afraid to go back to prison"

dmalert
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 @CK5150  @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. That was so funny

LauraKinCA
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 @CK5150  @hjw1dr  @dmalert

 What happened to the "you aren't allowed to date until you are 35"??

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @dmalert my 13 yr old daughter wants a phone.  I said, why? you don't even talk on the house phone.  Of course I've told both of them I'm enlisting them both in the Army or Marines and that they won't drive until they are 18.  One of those I'm gonna follow thru on.  

hjw1dr
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 @CK5150  @LauraKinCA  @dmalert  I'm amazed at the number of "smart" people who post pictures and details of their get it on routines .... and think it's private! 

LauraKinCA
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 @CK5150  @hjw1dr  @dmalert

 As much as things change, that seems to stay the same.

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @dmalert the world is full of stupid people 

LauraKinCA
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 @hjw1dr  @dmalert

 Yeah, and with tweeting pics, nothing is sacred!

CK5150
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 @hjw1dr  @dmalert I had a friend who's older brother did a pam and tommy lee video with his girlfriend and showed it to all his buddies.  He almost got kicked out of school.  Now he'd be in jail.  Course it was on like a beta max or crappy old vcr so the picture probably wasn't very good anyway. 

hjw1dr
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 @LauraKinCA  @dmalert  sure... though it kinda takes the "magic" doens't it... oh, hon... just s ec while a tweet this.. You were SOOO  good! 

LauraKinCA
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 @hjw1dr  @dmalert

 Can you imagine some of the nasty tweets giving you the blow by blow (literally) that some probably do now!!

hjw1dr
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 @dmalert  Oh... man. My dad would have locked me up! But still, I can't beleive what people post online  (wink wink)  

Serious.. though. Pictures?  Crazy.

dmalert
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 @hjw1dr Can you imagine if twitter or FB existed when we were young

hjw1dr
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 @LauraKinCA  @CK5150  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  Laura... ewwwww!

LauraKinCA
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 @ThePatriots  @hjw1dr  @CK5150  @dmalert  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Well, it's good to know you've hit rock bottom in the past (take that any way appropriate) and it can't get any worse, right??

LauraKinCA
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 @CK5150  @hjw1dr  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 We are always playing Gary Cole with the employees :)

ThePatriots
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @CK5150  @dmalert  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. I would've happily taken my chances with that quartet versus the hell I had to endure that night. I'll say this, if I could survive that shit, I can survive anything. Bring on Nasty Nick!

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. One of my favorite movies ever.  

hjw1dr
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 @ThePatriots  @LauraKinCA  @CK5150  @dmalert  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  thepatriots!  LOL!  Gives more "life" to the story! 

LauraKinCA
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 @CK5150  @hjw1dr  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Dude!! I just got done watching that !!

LauraKinCA
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 @ThePatriots  @hjw1dr  @CK5150  @dmalert  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Have to say that is a scary quartet !!

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4&feature=player_detailpage

ThePatriots
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @CK5150  @dmalert  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Yep. The girl, on the far left, is a 9 compared to the One who rode me into the box springs and used my face as a pumice stone against her bare chest. 

 

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/people/740_great-wingman.gif

hjw1dr
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 @LauraKinCA  @CK5150  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  Laura, I figure the guys know this is a no win scenario!  :)  Better to stay quiet. 

LauraKinCA
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 @hjw1dr  @CK5150  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Well, we already have CK's answer. You will have to poll the others :)

CK5150
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 @LauraKinCA  @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. yes, yes I do.  

hjw1dr
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 @LauraKinCA  @CK5150  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  Laura... that's a guys dream... well some guys dream LOL... Most guys dream???  

I don't know... I'm not a guy! 

LauraKinCA
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 @CK5150  @ThePatriots  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Ditto for the male version.

CK5150
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 @ThePatriots  @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. It's an inverse relationship between the hotness of one chick to her wingman.  

LauraKinCA
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 @CK5150  @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 You dream that we are only 2 drinks away from that!

ThePatriots
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 @LauraKinCA  @CK5150  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Like I said, I will never accept defeat.

LauraKinCA
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 @ThePatriots  @CK5150  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 I'm surprised you survived being pounded by 983 pounds :)

CK5150
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @LauraKinCA  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Sounds good to me.  Of course everyone knows that all chicks are only 2 drinks away from a lesbian experience. 

ThePatriots
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 @LauraKinCA  @CK5150  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Thankfully, that scene from Hangover II doesn't bring back any memories or ill-fated flashbacks. She was all girl. All 983 pounds of her.

LauraKinCA
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 @CK5150  @ThePatriots  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 And..... CK comes in, does a driveby and drops off the trannie scene from Hangover 2.... Good one !!

hjw1dr
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 @CK5150  @ThePatriots  @LauraKinCA  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  Nope!  LOL !! Maybe one transvestitel... the back coats... well, lets just say I was glad I didn't leave or check a coat there. 

dmalert
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 @hjw1dr  @LauraKinCA  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. How about a lesbian bar??

LauraKinCA
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 @hjw1dr  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 LOL, no, never used the bathroom at the gay bar!

dmalert
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 @hjw1dr Thank god for no video

CK5150
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 @ThePatriots  @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. At least you didn't have to do this.......I hope.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oku-pyicxGs

hjw1dr
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 @LauraKinCA  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  always dancing... pretty wild in the back though. Ever try to go to the restroom in a gay bar?  As a girl... well, .... lol  

LauraKinCA
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 @hjw1dr  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Only time I went to a gay bar was early on in college. Lots of dancing though :)

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 It's changed now. This was back around 90. We mostly went to The Holy Cow - cow sticking out of the wall above the entrance. On Folsom if I remember right.

hjw1dr
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 @LauraKinCA  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  Yeah, like the time I was with with some girls on a bachelorette (pre wedding) outing. We decided to go into the local gay bar...man can they dance. Had a ball. 

dmalert
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Never had any problems in SF.  I found the city was pretty segregated.  Don't remember any biker leather bars in that part of town, but maybe it's changed.

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Whenever we were with some guy friends, we were always "protecting them" as we scooted by real fast :)

dmalert
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. LOL 

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 I used to hang out south of Market but that was a LONG time ago. We used to go between a couple of places, passing what we fondly called the "butt budy biker bar" complete with chaps and studs in leather.

dmalert
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Howard - Gold club I think

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 The strip clubs I've been to were part of bachelorette parties and male strippers :)

dmalert
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 @ThePatriots  @hjw1dr  @LauraKinCA  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. True when the dude said the chick was like you're bud's not fucking me hard enough and then the guys like STD territory - I'm like what is this the Chlamydia thread or what.  LOL

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Funny you were downstairs from a strip club and didn't even know it :)

dmalert
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. When I lived in the Bay Area I had this really hot Asian GF (a bit crazy though).  So we were at some Turkish restaurant in SF.  Some gals and two of my buds.  We finished dinner and people are like what should we do.  So my GF no shit is like let's go to strip club.  Fine by me. 

 

So my buds were looking at me like how did you pull this one off.  Then she takes me upstairs and we have a private dance with a stripper.  LOL

ThePatriots
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @LauraKinCA  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. For the record, SOFREP opened up the can of worms by posting this No Shit story. All I did was set the charge and prime it.

hjw1dr
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looking for a video... why can't I find it?  shessh!

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 That's what he said...

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Now we just have to await PH2 throwing out some of his. He will just add eye bleacher pics to accompany though. Fair warning :)

dmalert
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 @hjw1dr  @LauraKinCA  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Well you have to be flexible.

hjw1dr
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 @LauraKinCA  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  Shared time. yes. And more laughs...we can understand. Not that I'm against an age difference. Just takes a little more to reach across 

dmalert
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Look Patriots opened up the can of worms.  So if most of us are going to be honest we're gonna have a story.  I have lots of good stories as well (not grenades). 

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Me too. More shared cultural experiences makes it easier to relate.

dmalert
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. No idea.  Was a new experience for me.  I prefer to stay around my age.

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 DADT!

dmalert
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 @ThePatriots  @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. As long as your ass doesn't ache you're ahead of the game.  LOL

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 I've heard the Cougar thing is quite popular :)

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 That's what I would have figured... had I stopped long enough to consider.

dmalert
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. LOL the girl was like your friend's a motherfucker. 

dmalert
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. BTW - not cheating on anyone - was single.

dmalert
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. Hey it is what it is.  Now other people can share some stories.  I'm not going to apologize for being a man.  Who I am to question God's greater plan anyway?

hjw1dr
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 @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  Still called you!  Well, Well... nice work! , you must have made a good impression!  :)  So, has she found an excuse to come back north?  lol  no..... don't tell me! I'm NOT one of the buds.  --- lalalalalalal! 

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Nothing like embarrassing a bud and still getting some (or in your case - a lot!) :)

dmalert
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 @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. OK here goes on number 2.  So I was visiting an old roommate in Miami on vaca.  So seeing a lot of friends and what not.  Going out, having a good time.  So one night go out early.  Italy just won the world cup.  Meet up with my roommate and he's having drinks with the mother of this Brazilian gal he works with.  I'm guessing she's 55, kind of heavy set,  but nice.

 

So we get a little toasted..OK pretty toasted.  My bud leaves and I'm there with the mom.  Long story short I'm staying with my bud and she's staying with her daughter.  So she drives both of us out to the airport and I get a room at the Hilton.  LOL.

 

So we go at it all night.  I was a little bummed in the morning,  but manned up and dealt with it.  Problem is we both had to explain where we had spent the night.  I get bad to my buds place and said oh I bumped into Suzanne and spent the night at her place.  The mom gives some BS line to the daughter.

 

So I play dumb for a while.  My bud leaves it alone.  Then I'm leaving a few days later and he's like you fucked so and so's mom right.  I was like  - yeah.  LOL

 

He's like - dude I work with her daughter.  So the mom was a University professor in Brazil and for like two years kept on calling me and inviting me to her condo in Recife. LOL

LauraKinCA
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 @hjw1dr  @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 DM promised that he is typing up another grenade story, so I'm staying glued for now. As to how far this can go?? We are talking about guys here... no, you don't want to know :)

hjw1dr
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 @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. @LauraKinCA  So... there is a lag in this thread. Laura...so how much further can we go? No... I really don't want to know.  Just taket the other day... that thread on coke can size. Well, I was speechless. No kidding! Yes... unbelievable. But true. :)

LauraKinCA
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 @dmalert  @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Hopefully he doesn't know about your SOFREP addiction then :)

hjw1dr
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 @dmalert  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  Dm, well, I won't tell. lol     too funny!  :) 

dmalert
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 @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. No he doesn't know this.  He's pretty straight laced.

LauraKinCA
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 @ThePatriots  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Well, if you were that drunk, and it sounds like you definitely needed to be that drunk to survive, maybe there was a bonus "1", or at least a very energetic "1" :)

ThePatriots
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 @LauraKinCA  @hjw1dr  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. I really hope "1" is all I took for the team that night. I don't remember much after a certain point. I do remember aching the next day. Felt like I had been ran over by a mack truck and if you had seen her, you could say I had been.

dmalert
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 @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret. LMAO.  Great story and well we've all taken grenades.  I least you did it to help your bud get laid.  I've done it just cause I was drunk 'n horny.  And more than once.  And I'm not ashamed.  I was on a swim team - men and women and everyone was fucking each other.  Very incestuous.  Any rate.

 

There's the you've been in the desert for a while and you just need a drink of water grenade.  This one's a lot more easy to rationalize.  Then there's the you're drinking too much have seen a mirage and think you need that drink of water and you really don't grenade.

 

So go out with some folks from the swim team and 15 drinks later I doing this chick that is a Special Ed teacher, beer gut like a dude and a bit retarded herself (not like I wasn't).  So I wake up in the morning in horror.  Like Oh my God what have I done!

 

So after a good shower and some sleep I'm feeling better. Any rate like a month later I tell my bud...what a mistake. 20 years later still hearing about it.

LauraKinCA
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 @hjw1dr  @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.

 Gives new meaning to "taking one for the team" doesn't it?!?

hjw1dr
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 @ThePatriots  @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  TOO GOOD... or too BAD!  LOL

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 @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  @Old  @ThePatriots Fuck it. I'll light the fuse, you pussies. We had a whole weekend and Benning was behind us. We went straight up 85 to Hot 'Lanta. (Atlanta for you yankees and hippies). Apparently, there was a really awesome multi floor club in Buckhead and one of the guys "knew the owner". For the record, stay the fuck away from any unknown hot spot where someone claims to know the owner but can't remember their last name (or the name of the place). No shit, it was gonna be one of those kinds of nights.

 

"Sean" told us that we were meeting some girls from Athens. Hells bells! I was down with that. I did some hard time with a UGA cheerleader for a brief stint. I know those Southern belles and admire their innate ability to melt a bag of ice by simply looking at it.This was gonna be alright. "Sean" had us all on edge with anticipation. 

 

After a couple of really wrong turns and a few bad bottles of cheap whiskey, we finally ended up at this place. The girls from Athens weren't there, yet. No problem They had alcohol and pool tables. We were set for now. An hour passed and finally, Sean tells us they were a couple blocks away. Now, most guys would get butterflies or whatever. Not me. It takes a lot to make my hands sweat and my mouth go dry.

 

Until now.

 

In walks the hottest girl I had ever seen (up to that point...I'm now happily married and THRILLED to say that my wife is sexy as fuck. True story. I'm a lucky dude). Well, Sean says, "That's her. I'll be right back". Now, keep in mind that Sean is not what most would call a stud. He's a tall skinny ginger with goofy eyes and big ears. We nicknamed him "MadMags" b/c he looked like the guy off of Mad Magazine.

 

As "Sean" walks away to meet Ms. Victoria Secret, the rest of us look at each other with an expression of "HOLY FUCK - if MadMags can pull that kind of ass, then we're 'bout to hit the jackpot! Boys, this is 'bout to be a bad ass night!"

 

Not exactly.

 

In walks a couple of the most homely looking women I've seen since I was 9 years old and standing eye to eye with the lunch ladies from my old elementary school. At this point, I was already buzzing. I mean...BUZZ-ZZZ-ZZZING. Had these poor gals been hit in the face with the broad side of a shovel, it might've been an improvement. I stress might've because I like a good shovel and wouldn't want to risk ruining such a handy tool. Was this some sort of sick joke? Did "Sean" pay them to come inside and fuck with us? To this day, I still don't know.

 

What I do know is that I made a promise to always place the mission first, never accept defeat, never quit and for the love of God, never leave a fallen comrade. Technically, "Sean" had not fallen (but we were plotting his death). I looked at the guys and told 'em to drink up  - translation, "Drink like you're on fire and maybe, just maybe, they'll start looking better."

 

As luck would have it, Ms. Victoria Secret's little cousin was the one that hand picked me. When I say little cousin, I purely mean her age. The only thing little about her little cousin is that she had a very little chance of getting me past first base or so I thought. "Bro...you gotta do this for me. PLEASE!!!" - "Sean, I've been to Athens. Multiple times. What fucking part of Athens are they from? It aint exactly a big town and UGA aint exactly filled with ugly women" His reply?. "She's from Athens, TN. Not Athens, GA" Well for fuck's sake, that changes this dance just a bit, now doesn't it Sean???!!!??? Where the hell is Athens Tn and just what on earth are they feeding their women up there?!?! 

 

"Just suck it up and do this for me!" Really? If I suck this up I could die, dude. Seriously. Some guys don't come back from this shit, MadMags. I could be ruined for life.What will they tell my mom? "Sorry, ma'am your son was inhaled by a little cousin from the planet Athens TN. He gave it hell and made damn sure his men got out of there alive. His last words were, "Honor, Duty, Country"

 

The rest of that night is a blur. I'm not going to lie. I drank the shit out of everything they brought me. And I mean everything. I took that one for the team. I didn't just land on the grenade. I rolled my sleeves up, got elbows deep in ass and provided suppressing fire so my boys could make it home.

 

May God have mercy on my soul.

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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@Old PH2 @ThePatriots Your silence is just as incriminating, LOL. My Acct Picture is an old frag. LOL!

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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@ThePatriots It worked for the Juice so I shall do the same, I plea the Fith!

ThePatriots
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@HM1 (FMF) Ret. Show of hands, and you mother fuckers better be honest, who hasn't jumped on that hand grenade?

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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@Old PH2 @Old @Recon6 Yes you do, but there is a line in the tequila between taking her in your car to Cold Stone while Mavrick takes the friend and jumping on that handgernade.

Old PH2
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 @HM1 (FMF) Ret.  @Old  @Recon6 I must bow to your wisdom, for I had the same standards.  Never could get over the idea that if I couldn't physically lift a date then she was not in the stars.  Quite a shame too, had wonderful times dancin' my fool ass off with some large girls as a wingman.  Some nights you just gotta take one for the team.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Xs6nN3iiKGc/TuLCryDG-DI/AAAAAAAAAIo/TQxUX_yJT-0/s400/wingman.jpg

HM1 (FMF) Ret.
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@Old PH2 @Recon6 hey hey hey, wait a seccond, some of us had standards. Nothing wrong with a butter face. Beauty is only a light switch away, but ya can't hide fat... At least that's what I heard...

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