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Home » No Kidding There I Was » No Kidding There I Was…Baghdad, A Tropical Paradise

No Kidding There I Was…Baghdad, A Tropical Paradise

by Isaiah Burkhart · February 7, 2013 · Posted In: No Kidding There I Was
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There is a certain location in Iraq that many in the SOF community know. This particular place has a pool in every backyard and marble floors. The three story complex that housed up to 50 Rangers also had other amenities, such as a sand volleyball court, horseshoes, diving board, and yes, a zip-line that went from the top of the third story into the pool.

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Let’s just say someone came for a visit and didn’t appreciate the risk factor due to the 15 feet of tile between the house and pool. They shut that ruckus down.

That was a summer and a locale that would almost make you forget that you were in Iraq. We would run missions all night and be “home” by morning. The mornings usually consisted of a group of us going down the street to get some breakfast, well actually dinner.

After a nice big plate of brenner (breakfast for dinner) consisting of runny eggs and grits, we would cruise on over to the Baskin Robbins freezer for ice cream. Lying by the pool and eating a root-beer float after breakfast was an event that, for some, became a daily ritual.

Sometime during the morning the men would break off and go workout, lift in the gym, run, or roll in the backyard (combatives). Some would hit their rack and prepare for the next day, others would stay up to enjoy the scorching hot mornings. I could fall asleep by the pool in the 115 degree heat then awake in a daze, staring at the palm trees, the mighty Tigris a stone’s throw away.

One game that was played was catch the turtle. It is unbelievable how fast a turtle can swim in a pool. The guys and I gave it a shot; we would spend hours trying to catch the Caspian Turtle with a scroll and tab painted on its shell.

Volleyball was a regular morning event. We would get into bloodthirsty games rocking Ranger panties as the Apaches flew overhead on their daily route clearance, as 80′s music blasted from the balcony speakers. As one would expect, Top Gun cliches were the norm by the end of the summer.

The compound was large enough to enable us to run a mile long loop that wrapped around next to the river. On a normally hot morning there was a firefight at the northern gate of the Green Zone. At the moment of the firefight one of the assault team leaders was on a run, when he was suddenly struck by an Ak-47, 7.62 round. It had flown nearly 3/4 of a mile, ricocheted off the ground and key-holed him in the leg. Thankfully the round had lost enough velocity that it did not penetrate the skin, but did leave a hell of a welt on his upper thigh.

The games that we played and the time spent by the pool allowed the men to wind down after night long missions of offset in-fils and walking countless kilometers across Iraqi farm fields. That was a deployment that I heard many of men say they would have enjoyed if it were extended.

Overall that was a very entertaining and productive summer that will stay ingrained in my memory for the foreseeable future, remaining the most surreal of all my six deployments. We would religiously watch Eric Pyrdz’s ‘Call On Me’ music video prior to loading the birds or Strykers, the task-force eliminated the long standing target Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, and I also got the fortune to shake hands with old “W” on his first surprise visit to Iraq.

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Isaiah Burkhart

I served in 3rd Battalion 75th Ranger Regiment from 2003-2008. Almost four years of the time spent in 3/75 was spent in the sniper section. I am a graduate of US Army Airborne School, US Army Ranger School, US Army Sniper School, Special Forces Sniper Course, and the US Marine Corps Summer Mountain Scout Sniper Course. I have competed in the US Army International Sniper Competition as well as the US Army Small Arms Championships on three separate occasions. I currently live in Corvallis, Oregon and hold a Bachelors of Science in Biology from Oregon State University.

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Riskbiz
Riskbiz 5pts

Great piece - about the glory not the guts lol. Know the location well. Don't forget the FBI HRT parties, and I'll personally never forget bored Rangers when there was no mission on a given night (circa 2004) trolling route Irish blacked out and in true "I wish a motherfucker would" style, hoping for contact. Any contact. lol


Canopylight
Canopylight 5pts

I heard about old MSS Baghdad. Too bad they closed it down in favor for a location by BIAP that didn't have the cool amenities.

Black Betty
Black Betty 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

So your the reason that video has 45 million hits.

uncle hakim
uncle hakim 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

I always thought it was the Tigris that ran by the Green Zone, but then, I wasn't lucky enough to live in there.  I thought the Euphrates ran by Ramadi and Fallujah - about 30klicks west of B-dad, but then I was only there for two years.

isaiahzb
isaiahzb 5pts

 @uncle hakim I can't believe that I didn't catch that. My bad you are correct, it is the Tigris that we were next to. For all the time that I spent next to those two rivers, you would think that I wouldn't mix them up like I did. Nice catch.

Blake Miles
Blake Miles 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

I was sucking up in Samarra during that time frame... at least we were in a team house :DGreat story, Isaiah! PS- Ranger panties are an absolute must whenever possible.

MaryInEvergreen
MaryInEvergreen 5pts

 @Blake Miles

 Umm.. yeah... they were certainly... eye opening!  :D

MaryInEvergreen
MaryInEvergreen 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Thanks for sharing your story, Isaiah.  I really enjoyed getting a peek into the downtime and lighter side of things.  I'm off to google "Ranger panties"... ;-)

ColonelProp
ColonelProp 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

Turtle in the pool....accelerator firmly on the floorboard for this band of pirates to send it over the cliff! Great post, you didn't happen to run into Diamond Dallas Page there did you?

SleazyWeazel
SleazyWeazel 5pts

MMMMmmmmmmm.........Brenner.

OneShot
OneShot 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

I remember the looks we would get when we would get back to Camp Fallujah after being out for a while being dirty and smelling pretty bad. People in the PX would be staring at us like wtf? It was pretty damn funny...to us at least.

McPosterdoor
McPosterdoor 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

It sounded like a MILF in yoga pants would turn the corner and hand out orange slices any second. Sleepovers rule.

HugeFan
HugeFan moderator 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

That was awesome. Loved this article, good to read about the lighter side of the brotherhood you warfighters have. Thoroughly enjoyed this one Isaiah! He'll even one of my friends asked if this was part of a larger piece of work. She said that she really liked your writing style. She has never commented on these before so you def made an impression!

StormR
StormR 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @HugeFan  I second HF's comment...it was a pleasure reading something light-hearted, and gave me a bit more rounded view.   And it was good to know that there were some good memories for you all to take with you. 

 

MelMc
MelMc 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Fun write-up. I had to google Ranger panties :)  Do you have a pic of the turtle? I'd love to see that!

Romadave
Romadave 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

When GWB greeted you did he say 'We'd like to present you with this Laurel, and Hardy Handshake!' [blazing saddles]

isaiahzb
isaiahzb 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

 @Romadave Ha! It definitely wasn't as firm as I expected. And he was unusually tan... I guess he had been spending some considerable time in the sun down on the ranch in Crawford.

LauraKinCA
LauraKinCA 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

 @isaiahzb  @Romadave

 ... wasn't as firm of a handshake.... you he-men probably squashed his hand without knowing your own strength :)

Erik L
Erik L 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

This is an awesome write-up, If your deployment ended around 4th of July 2006, then I was with the platoon that relieved you. I will be sharing this with my family and co-workers to prove that my platoon photo in the pool was actually iraq!

StormR
StormR 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Erik L  So, one has to ask:  was the turtle still there and out-swimming you all?

 

Erik L
Erik L 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

I know we did not chase turtles, but I cannot remember if there was a turtle there or not. I don't think there was though. We did have ocean animal floaties that were given rank and a tab (via sharpie), and privates had to stand at parade rest for them.

StormR
StormR 5pts like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Erik L  I am seriously grinning at the image of them trying to maintain their composure while looking at the floaties, knowing there would probably be repercussion for cracking a smile or smirk.  I love stories like this :)   I appreciate hearing the hard stories, learning as much of the experiences as one who was not there - will never be there - knowing I'll never really 'know'.  I'm an American and it's my responsibility to try at least.  But these little snippets of play and cheerful brotherhood lift up my spirits when I've feel like I've been drowning in the sorrow of the hard stories.  Sigh, that probably doesn't make much sense.  I don't have Isaiah's writing skills :)

 

LauraKinCA
LauraKinCA 5pts

 @Erik L

 Classic!

JackMurphyRGR
JackMurphyRGR moderator 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 13 Like

War is hell.  So...Burkhart was playing "catch the turtle" with other men in the pool.  Why am I not surprised...

isaiahzb
isaiahzb 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 11 Like

 @JackMurphyRGR Hey, Hey...I gave it a shot. It wasn't like I was spending countless hours and missing mission briefs to catch that turtle. Now that I think about it, there were probably too many men in the pool at one time. 

 

JackMurphyRGR
JackMurphyRGR moderator 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 7 Like

 @isaiahzb  @JackMurphyRGR So you were trying to "catch the turtle" but weren't trying that hard?

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isaiahzb
isaiahzb 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

 @notdrakebell I don't recall if anyone ever named that turtle and I don't have a picture. I am sure that someone does have a photo. I'm going to have to put myself on that mission. When I do obtain a picture, I'll make sure that it gets posted.

Julesy
Julesy 5pts

In No Easy Day, didn't he talk about his time with Delta was at one of the palaces and talked about the pools and marble floors, etc.

CK5150
CK5150 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

 @southernbelle Saddam didn't have any problems spending money on himself.  

Tweeder
Tweeder 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

Thanks for sharing! If this was turned into a movie, the Rangers would get more recruitment than the SEALS got from Act of Valor.

Iassen Donov
Iassen Donov 5pts

Hahahah, 2A and 2C summer 2006 at the MSS.

Erik L
Erik L 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

 @Iassen Donov Hey fuckers, you guys could have cleaned up the place a little bit before you took off! We spent the whole first week cleaning up the place, reorganizing the demo shed, and re-organizing all the strykers! Everyone from the PSG on down was bitching about tird batt.'s mess! 

 

 

isaiahzb
isaiahzb 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 10 Like

 @Erik L  @Iassen Donov We could have, but that really would have cut down on our pool time and tan-ops. Just sayin.

LauraKinCA
LauraKinCA 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @isaiahzb  @Erik L  @Iassen Donov

 Priorities, priorities.

flhtse05
flhtse05 5pts like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

Man, and you even got paid for that! lol.You may have had a good time when not outside the wire but I'm sure it was no cakewalk when you guys went outside for the night. Thanks for your service IB.

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