Below is a personal favorite. I used a short key at the bottom to clarify a few terms.
BALLAD of The US Navy SEAL Teams
I’m a lover, a figther
An American UDT SEAL diver.
That’s a rootin tootin shootin paratroopin
SCUBA diving demolition double cap crippin’
Last of the bare-knuckle fighters
No muff too tough, I dive for five
Tuck, suck, fuck, nibble and chew
I dine and interwine, masturbate,
ejaculate and copulate.
I Drive Navy trucks, that’s 2by’s, 4by’s, 6by’s
and those big mother fuckers that go Shhh Shhh
and bend in the middle.
Been around the world twice
and talked to everyone once. Seen two
white whales fuck and
been to two
Met a man from Nantucket with a marble head and wooden cock
and ladies, if you don’t like my face you can sit on it!
Cap crimpers-tool used to prepare demolition charges. Mainly to secure blasting caps to detonation cord.
2by’s, 4by’s-big ass trucks.
Muff-I hope I don’t have to explain this one.
Frogman-term used to describe Navy SEALs and UDT
Damn hard to watch and sit still wanting to be there so bad. Kind of numb after words. My worst nightmares all played out... Deepest respect
Great post Brandon - I finally saw the movie yesterday. I'll definitely be seeing it a few more times!
There are things that I will never understand, and the desire to...well, you know...that's just so odd. Men. I adore them. I think that they are delicious. But I don't get some things. Yeah, the whole culture of the SEALs is so conducive to working with women. Sometimes I'm amazed that they let you back in public without decontamination procedures--unless they do those when you retire, and don't ever mention them. Brandon? ;-)
briscoe33 That one made me smile. Thanks
Virginstateofmind I'm right there with ya.