Dammit. It’s been sitting here long enough out in the open… I’ll be the first fool to jump on this grenade (though it appears everyone is outside the blast radius).
So apparently something important happened in the news recently. I guess some verdict came down about something down in Florida? [Insert obligatory 'under a rock' statement]. It seems like everyone has a very important opinion on the subject, and it also appears that everyone went out and got a legal certificate from their favorite online university as well. Note: I’m not a lawyer and I don’t have any legal training, though I could probably play a lawyer on television. Fortunately for all of you (and for myself, frankly), I’m not here to talk about what I think about this major story.
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