About the Author

Is an internationally unknown expert in asking questions, finding answers, not getting caught, and not getting killed. He enjoys moonlit runs down dark alleyways, and romantic evenings working through an interpreter who speaks less of the target language than he does. His hobbies include being at the wrong place at the wrong time, knowing where the exits are, being the fastest runner in the room, and being aware of which women he is allowed to talk to, look at, touch, hit golf balls at, and fuck. Religious and political views tend to orbit dominantly around Bobby Finstock's Three Rules. Oh, and he's an English Teacher...

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