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In the IDF, 'Lonely Soldier' is a term that describes soldiers serving on active duty who have no family is Israel. These are volunteers that came to serve for 3-5 years. They typically go back to their respective countries upon completion. Most commonly, these are people who immigrated to Israel by themselves. I was one of them. While in Israel, I lived in an apartment building where the majority of people were lonely soldiers. It was located on the outer ring of Jerusalem, surrounded by four Arab villages. My roommates were two recon guys (like me) and one who worked in field intel. All of the other inhabitants were soldiers from various units, with most of them serving a combat role. It was a well known thing, especially to the Arabs in the village. Most of the time we wouldn't be there, but when we were on leave, we would come to the apartment for a little R&R. It was rare that the four of us were there at the same time, but once in a blue moon, it did happen. Each village had, as is customary, its own mosque. When the time for prayer came, the loudspeakers would call out to the faithful. It was OK, we were used to it. However, over the weekend they would make it a point to play the call to prayer very, and I mean VERY, loud. They knew soldiers would be in the building trying to get some sleep - recovering from several weeks in the field. This always annoyed me but there was nothing I could do. On this particular weekend, after an intense seven weeks of non-stop ops, all I wanted was to go to the apartment, sleep, eat, sleep some more and then sleep again. That weekend the four of us were at the apartment and we were all equally tired. We arrived Thursday night and after a small dinner and some beers, we went to sleep. At 0400 we all jumped.... The freaking loudspeakers at all four mosques began their call to prayer at full blast. Fuck.... We spent the remainder of the day trying to rest and every time we would fall asleep, again... The call for prayers, full blast! Over lunch, we all looked at each other and knew this had to stop. We came up with a plan. I know it wasn't nice, but at that point we couldn't care less about political correctness. Here's what we did. After some recon that night, we noticed that the call to prayer wasn't performed by an Imam or some other person with a microphone. It was a tape recorder that used a tape. We figured the four of us, experts in stealthy infils, could sneak in and steal those tapes. However, while we were planning the different infil routes for each village, we all smiled and did something better. We recorded Metallica's 'For Whom the Bell Tolls' on repeat on all four tapes and then waited till midnight. At midnight, each one of us - armed with a Metallica tape - headed to a different village. All dressed in black, we were careful not to be seen. We entered into the buildings and exchanged the tapes. We rallied back to the exfil point, a crossroad not far from the last village and headed back to our apartment. And then we waited... At 0350 we went to the roof with some coffee, opened some field chairs and waited for the show to begin. At 0400 sharp the first "call" came alive, full volume: Make his fight On the hill in the early day Constant chill deep inside ... Take a look To the sky Just before you die It's the last time he will Followed by the next, then the 3rd and 4th joined in. Full volume Metallica! Soon after, we heard sirens headed to the villages. I don't know what happened after that, but we had our own private concert, right there. No kidding, there I was... Metallica call to prayer

No Kidding There I Was… Metallica Call to Prayer

by Uri

In the IDF, ‘Lone Soldier‘ is a term that describes soldiers serving on active duty who have no family in...

May 18, 2013 · 42 Comments

No Kidding There I Was…MC-12 and JTAC

by SOFREP

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No Kidding There I Was…Hurricane Katrina

by A SOFREP Reader

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No Shit There I Was: Rangers Flying On AMBIEN

No Kidding There I Was…Rangers Flying On AMBIEN

by Isaiah Burkhart

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No Shit There I Was: Insurgent Roadblock, Baghdad 2006

No Kidding There I Was… Insurgent Roadblock, Baghdad 2006

by A SOFREP Reader

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No Kidding There I Was… Hallucinating on Patrol Phase

by Peter Nealen

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by Jack Murphy

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No Kidding There I Was…Baghdad, A Tropical Paradise

by Isaiah Burkhart

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No Kidding There I Was… Combating Terrorists With Heavy Metal

by Uri

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No Kidding There I Was…ST6/DEVGRU Book Sold To Publisher Pre-Mission

by A SOFREP Reader

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No Kidding There I Was…Thailand Surprise

by A SOFREP Reader

My friend had just come out of the back room in Thailand and as he was wiping sweat from his...

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No Kidding There I Was…MidSouth Institute of Shooting

by A SOFREP Reader

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No Shit There I Was...Mayan End of The World

No Kidding There I Was…Mayan End of The World

by Brandon Webb

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No Kidding There I Was…SEAL Team One Third “O”

by A SOFREP Reader

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