The rumor mill is cranking away at full speed as academics speculate and North Korean exiles pontificate, but SOFREP got the inside scoop on where this elusive dictator has been the last few weeks.
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YankeePapa His military advisers probably ran out of pacifiers due to all of his tantrums and have to wait for the new shipment........black market pacifiers take a while.
Well, this explains everything. :)
Has Rodman staged a sports coup? (vs a military coup) That would really screw up NK. Well, at least everyone would get free basketballs. Can't you just see everyone having to look like emperor Rodman, with the same due, toos, and everything?
. ...The first Kim had the advantage of having been shot at in WW2 before he became the Grand Poo bah... Baby Kim at least liked Daffy Duck cartoons... (Doubtless because he shared Daffy's moral outlook... "I'm different from everybody else... I *feel* pain...") Kim the Third seems to be handling being at the top by rushing to extinction from (self-inflicted) Diabetes... . -YP-
Maybe his name has changed to Won Hung Hai. Even if he isn't upon this mortal coil, it won't make much difference for the NKs. Just another vicious dictator will step in. The NKs have really gotten a rotten deal in life. Great cartoon and I especially like the shot at that idiot Rodham. Today there are far too many thugs and jackasses in our sports world. Rodham and Kim Jung = birds of a feather (Thugus digusticus) . Yesterday's sports heroes, like Yogi Berra, came to the aid of our country during WWII, enlisted, and fought our enemies; these were men to emulate.