In the military we tend to use dry humor as a way of coping with the many stressors we deal with day in and day out. Hell any time you get a group of veterans together, to a casual outsider it may seem like we hate each other, but the reality is that dry humor is our second language. This video is no exception. After a rough day, this video is sure to put a smile on your face and make you laugh (unless you’re offended). We took the hot crazy matrix and formulated the ultimate mans guide to women and marriage using science – finding the right woman to give 1/2 your stuff to, or avoiding it all together!