When it comes to portable chargers, I’ve always needed them, but I’ve never exactly been excited about them. After all, what could possibly be exciting about a rectangular charging block that is utilized solely for charging my electronics? Are they necessary for me? Yes. Exciting? Definitely not. At least that’s what I thought…
Like some of the other items I’ve recently reviewed, I first came into contact with Dark Energy products at their booth at the 2022 SHOT Show. The first thing I noticed was a large banner behind the booth that read “WATERPROOF DROPPROOF CRUSHPROOF.” There were a couple of mannequins in the booth wearing tactical gear and some small gear items strategically placed around the booth.
I asked the rep in the booth what exactly I was looking at. He said something to the effect of, “we make virtually indestructible electronics chargers for use by military and other government personnel, but we also offer all of our products to anyone who wants to purchase them.” I asked him what made their product any different than the portable charger I brought to Las Vegas with me, and he just said, “Here, check it out.”
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When it comes to portable chargers, I’ve always needed them, but I’ve never exactly been excited about them. After all, what could possibly be exciting about a rectangular charging block that is utilized solely for charging my electronics? Are they necessary for me? Yes. Exciting? Definitely not. At least that’s what I thought…
Like some of the other items I’ve recently reviewed, I first came into contact with Dark Energy products at their booth at the 2022 SHOT Show. The first thing I noticed was a large banner behind the booth that read “WATERPROOF DROPPROOF CRUSHPROOF.” There were a couple of mannequins in the booth wearing tactical gear and some small gear items strategically placed around the booth.
I asked the rep in the booth what exactly I was looking at. He said something to the effect of, “we make virtually indestructible electronics chargers for use by military and other government personnel, but we also offer all of our products to anyone who wants to purchase them.” I asked him what made their product any different than the portable charger I brought to Las Vegas with me, and he just said, “Here, check it out.”
He handed me the charger they call the Poseidon Pro. My first thought was how light it was. Beyond that, its rugged polymer body had knobby grip pieces on it that felt great in my hand. It gave the impression that it would definitely be secure in your hand, even if you were wearing gloves.
Later in the day, I returned to the booth and met the founder of Dark Energy, along with their General Manager. Both of them were incredibly friendly, and they agreed to send some product samples my way so I could check them out for you, our SOFREP readers and members.
About a week after returning home from SHOT Show, I was greeted with a package I was pumped to open. The Dark Energy had made it to my home…in none of the “bad energy” ways…at least I hoped!
In the shipment were the following products:
The Poseidon Pro is Dark Energy’s flagship charger and the star of their gear lineup. The Tridyn Cable is easily one of the cooler cord setups I’ve seen. The Plasma Lighter is a weather-resistant, windproof option for lighting a fire, and the Carabiner Pro is a locking, carabiner multi-tool.
The Poseidon Pro boasts the following features:
Before I go any further, can we all just give Dark Energy’s marketing team a shoutout for some of the coolest, most unabashed product claims on the market? I love a company that is willing to make bold claims like “Unstoppable” and “Nearly Immortal” and then stand behind those claims and their products. Dark Energy stands behind its products with a limited two-year warranty.
Over the past two weeks, I’ve used the Poseidon Pro probably half a dozen times to recharge my phone. I have an Apple iPhone 13 Pro Max, and I averaged about 2.5 full charges from the power the charger provided. A feature I liked almost as much as the charging it provided was the fact that I felt empowered to take the case with me literally anywhere. I carried the Poseidon Pro in my front pocket, in my backpack, in my hand while it was raining, and I left it lying loose in my car. When I got to my office, I tossed it onto my desk, and when I got home, I put it on my nightstand. With the portable charger I used to use, I was constantly concerned about keeping it from getting broken or getting wet. I just don’t have that concern with this charger. I think part of my confidence in the product is from the advertising Dark Energy has done to convey its robustness, but I think any even bigger portion of my confidence has come from having the device in hand.
When the company says the case is made from a “steel-like” polymer, they are spot-on. The Poseidon Pro feels like it can take a beating and still be there for you when you need it. To that point, Dark Energy’s website claims the Poseidon Pro has “taken falls from 75+ ft on to rock, a blast from a shotgun, an explosion from one pound of Tannerite, and the crushing force of 1,000+ lb. and the list goes on. Need we say more?” I guess that’s why I’m not all that worried if I accidentally knock it off of my desk…
The Tridyn cable really does possess a cool design. The Tridyn cable boasts a 3-in-1 design that allows one to charge a USB-C powered device, a micro-USB, or a Lightning device all from one cord. For me, the idea that I can carry one cord that can charge both my Apple MacBook and my iPhone is an awesome thought. Additionally, the Tridyn Cable has ballistic reinforcement, which uses ballistic fiber, reinforcement mesh, nylon fiber, and an aluminum-mylar shielding sleeve to ensure the cord stays in one piece, even with heavy use.
The only issue, though, is that for me, the design didn’t equate to smooth functionality. Honestly, its charging behavior was strange. When I connected the Tridyn cable to the Poseidon Pro and my phone or my laptop, it repeatedly surged charging power on and off. My phone would charge for a couple of minutes and then not charge for a few minutes. Then, it would kick back on and charge again, etc., etc. I don’t think this is how it is meant to function because when I plugged my iPhone charger into the Poseidon, there was no “pulsing” on and off whatsoever. My iPhone cord simply started charging and charged my phone until full. So, for me, the concept of the cable is awesome, but it didn’t come through for me in actual use. Perhaps I received an anomaly. I will reach out to their customer service to inquire about a replacement cord.
Okay, when I started testing the Plasma Lighter, I basically just walked around my house and property like some type of pyro trying to light everything I could on fire (for test purposes, not just to watch it burn… I’m not a psycho-ha). I mean, how else can one be expected to test the power and functionality of a lighter? The Plasma Lighter has powerful dual-arc plasma emitters, and when the lid is closed, the lighter is weather-resistant.
A cool feature on the Plasma Lighter that doesn’t involve starting fires is a built-in LED flashlight that functions when the lighter lid is closed. The light is relatively bright and is plenty powerful to help you find your wallet or find your way in the woods at night. It is a good design.
After using it for a bit, I definitely love this little lighter, and I will no doubt use it a LOT over the next few months.
The Carabiner Pro is definitely the most unique carabiner I’ve owned. The Carabiner Pro comes with the following built-in features:
I put each of these tools to the test, and they each worked as I would expect them to. For me, having a tool such as a locking carabiner that combines each of these additional features is an emergency kit no-brainer. Whether you are going hiking, camping, or just like to be prepared, definitely pick yourself up one of these little gems.
As a bonus review, I’ll give you all some insight on something that wasn’t sent to me but was something that I purchased after using some of their other gear and having the desire to have more. One of the additional items I purchased was a USB-C wall adapter. I’m not going to review that, as it is literally a box you plug one end of the cord in to charge your device. All I’ll say about it is that it worked as advertised.
The item I’d like to alert you all, too, though, is the survivor charging cable. The Survivor Cable is a charging cable that is fully encompassed by paracord—either orange or black—and is incredibly robust. The Survivor Cable boasts the following hardening features:
This cord is certainly wider, heavier, and thicker than a typical charging cord, but the point of this cord isn’t weight savings; it is longevity and emergency preparedness. I’ve used this cord a number of times over the past two weeks and have absolutely no complaints about it.
I’ve used half a dozen different portable charges in the last decade, but now I’m officially considering them all dead to me. I accidentally left my Poseidon Pro in my office one day, and I was thinking how lame it would be for me to use a “regular” charger if the need arose before retrieving Poseidon. After all, they are fragile, heavy, and thick. After just a couple of weeks with the Poseidon Pro, it has become my go-to device. There is no doubt that I will add a couple more of these to my collection so I can keep one in my car, one in my office, and one at home. Then, when I travel, I’ll carry all 3, so I’ll have roughly 8 iPhone recharges whether or not I have access to power.
With the exception of my unique issue with the Tridyn cord, I had no other issues or areas of concern with any other products I tested. Dark Energy has my seal of approval, and I would recommend that if you’re in the portable charging market, then look to them first. You won’t regret it.
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