SOFREP Cartoon: U.S. Southern Command’s Pirate Upgrade
SOUTHCOM’s Pirate Upgrade. The mission is sus, but the fit is fire!
Satire
From Medal of Honor to Mandatory Safety Briefs: The True Story of Pvt. Joe Snuffy
A tired old NCO, explaining that Pvt. Joe Snuffy is both a real-deal WWII Medal of Honor badass and the eternal, cross-branch screwup whose chaos fuels every safety brief, empowers the E-4 Mafia, and keeps NCOs living on Motrin, Tums, and pure frustration.
SOFREP Sunday Cartoon: Bare Bones Epstein Files
America didn’t order a platter of bleached-clean bones, but that’s exactly what Congress keeps serving every time it pretends the Epstein files are finally on the table.
SOFREP Cartoon: Venezuela’s Narco Carnival
A crooked carnival where narco boats explode for pocket change and everyone smiles through the smoke is the kind of sick joke the war on drugs tells without ever bothering to set up a proper punchline.
SOFREP Cartoon: See No Evil in Nigeria
While Nigerian churches collapse into ash, the powerful grope through the smoke with canes of denial, pretending to ignore the growing stench of genocide.
SOFREP Sunday Cartoon: Nuclear Policy for the Reality TV Age
When nuclear policy sounds like a bathroom joke, FAFO stops being a meme and starts reading like the instruction label on a world-ending button.
SOFREP Saturday Cartoon: Hell Hath Frozen Over in Gaza
When devils start pricing snow tires and pitchforks double as ski poles, you know the ceasefire paperwork is real enough to fog a mirror, even if the lava in the background stays at a slow simmer.
SOFREP Saturday Cartoon: Tighten the Waist, Ignore the Waste
Command squeezes inches from the ranks and calls it readiness while the real heavyweight, Waste, gulps taxpayer smoothies through a golden straw and rolls past running troops in a golf cart.
America Is Losing Its Spine: How “Woke” Idiocy on Both Sides Hands the Keys to Xi and Putin
America isn’t losing its edge to Moscow or Beijing—it’s bleeding it out on the battlefield of bathroom debates and Twitter tantrums.
SOFREP Cartoon: Revolution on Main Street
Like Axl howling into the mic back in ’91, you can feel the riff of this cartoon vibrating through the pavement—raw, unhinged, and begging the question of whether we really need another civil war and if we’ve already staged one.
SOFREP Sunday Cartoon: Crocodile Tears in the Swamp
You can smell the insincerity from a mile away—their grief isn’t real, it’s a performance polished over decades of double standards.
SOFREP Cartoon: Department of What?
Slap a new label on the Pentagon and call it what you want—war by any other name still smells like cordite and tears.
