Editor’s Note: Geo’s memoir, Brothers of the Cloth, a true account of special mission unit soldiers, is now available for pre-order. You can purchase it here

(With SOFREP reader Ms. Joie Black in mind)

“Geo, you are officially charged with gross insensitivity, wanton indecorum, and indifference to the most heinous crimes against humanity. These are formidably damaging and damning charges, Geo… how do you plead, sir?”

“Guilty by statement, but innocent by actions, your honor.”

“Then explain yourself, sir… and it better be good.”

“Very well, your honor.”

I wanted to be the hero, me… I wanted to be one that everyone could see. I wanted to bust down the door of the dank cellar dungeon, rush in with my gat out in front, and holler:

“FREEZE, FREEZE, SCUMBAG — LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! GET ON THE GROUND NOW WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK — NOW!!”