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Ballad of the US Navy SEAL Teams as Seen In The Lone Survivor Movie

Below is a personal favorite. I used a short key at the bottom to clarify a few terms. Enjoy- Brandon BALLAD of The US Navy SEAL Teams I’m a lover, a figther An American UDT SEAL diver. That’s a rootin tootin shootin paratroopin SCUBA diving demolition double cap crippin’ Frogman Last of the bare-knuckle fighters […]

Below is a personal favorite. I used a short key at the bottom to clarify a few terms.

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Enjoy-

Brandon

BALLAD of The US Navy SEAL Teams

I’m a lover, a figther

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An American UDT SEAL diver.

That’s a rootin tootin shootin paratroopin

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SCUBA diving demolition double cap crippin’

Frogman

Last of the bare-knuckle fighters

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No muff too tough, I dive for five

Tuck, suck, fuck, nibble and chew

I dine and interwine, masturbate, ejaculate and copulate. I Drive Navy trucks, that’s 2by’s, 4by’s, 6by’s and those big mother fuckers that go Shhh Shhh and bend in the middle. Been around the world twice and talked to everyone once. Seen two white whales fuck and been to two pigmy picnics. Met a man from Nantucket with a marble head and wooden cock and ladies, if you don’t like my face you can sit on it!     KEY Cap crimpers-tool used to prepare demolition charges.  Mainly to secure blasting caps to detonation cord. 2by’s, 4by’s-big ass trucks. Muff-I hope I don’t have to explain this one. UDT-Underwater Demolition Team Frogman-term used to describe Navy SEALs and UDT
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