Warnings as Theater
Authoritarian regimes have learned to read American warnings the way seasoned drinkers read last call. Loud, dramatic, and almost always followed by nothing. In today’s Bob Lang cartoon, the Iranian clerics barely look up from the paper because they have seen this movie before. Statements are issued, lines are drawn, and the men doing the shooting sleep just fine. Moral outrage is cheap when it never comes with a boarding party.
When Consequences Show Up
Meanwhile, off in the background, where reality still occasionally intrudes, a helicopter casually flies away with a freshly unseated dictator (and his wife) swinging beneath it like surplus cargo. No press conferences or finger wagging here. Just gravity and rope doing their jobs. That contrast is the joke and the accusation. Some strongmen get stern lectures. Others get grabbed by the collar and removed from the room. The clerics understand the difference, which is why the question is not fear but mockery.
Deterrence, Exposed
This cartoon works because it exposes deterrence the way a bad bar fight exposes a fake tough guy. Everyone in the room knows who actually throws punches and who just talks about throwing them. Dictators watch outcomes, not speeches. Until consequences start arriving with rotors and hooks instead of headlines and warnings, the laughter will continue. And it will not be nervous laughter.
Maybe these guys have already forgotten about their old buddy Soleimani.

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