Weekend News Roundup: Pervert vs Twitch, the danger of illegal fireworks, OMG the Chinese!

(Warning: offensive content) Perverted Punk Pumps Pud Prolifically, Performs Penis Perforation, Professes to Prosecute Oh, snap… Eric’s at it again — his carrot, that is. I’m put in mind of the days and the mentality when folks tried suing tobacco companies for “giving” them lung cancer. This guy, Eric Esavillo, chokes his chicken to Chattanooga […]