The day is blazing hot, and you’re already a bit tired from the five-mile run you just finished. Still, you know a timed evolution for push-ups is headed your way in a few seconds, and you do your best to psych yourself up. You drop in the dirt to the front leaning rest position (for the uninitiated, that is face down on the ground with your hands shoulder-width apart and your body aligned in a straight line from head to heels).

You wait for the command. “Begin!” the instructor barks, and you push yourself away from the center of the earth, fully extending your arms. Next, you lower your entire body, moving as a single unit, toward the ground until your chest barely touches the dirt. “One!” shouts the instructor as you do it all over again. Then comes the moment every soldier dreads. “One!” the instructor sounds off after your second pushup, and your third, and your fourth.  One!, One!, One!, One!…and so it goes. This is what happens to those who don’t use perfect form. Welcome to Ranger School.

Ladies and gentlemen gather ’round as we break down the latest masochistic endeavor from our beloved Army: the revamped Ranger Physical Fitness Test (RPFT). Because, apparently, the old-school beatdown wasn’t quite cutting it anymore. Let’s break down this new gauntlet, compare it to thegood ol’ days,and explore the rationale behind fixing something that wasn’t broken (in my humble opinion).

Out with the Old: The Classic RPFT

Once upon a time, aspiring Rangers faced a straightforward, albeit grueling, set of challenges:

  • Push-Ups: 49 reps in 2 minutes.​
  • Sit-Ups: 59 reps in 2 minutes.​
  • Chin-Ups: 6 reps from a dead hang.​
  • 5-Mile Run: Completed in 40 minutes or less.​

This regimen was designed to test muscular endurance and cardiovascular fitness, ensuring candidates had the physical chops to endure the rigors of Ranger School. ​They should give you some kind of test to see how well you handle food deprivation but don’t worry, that’s coming later. 

In with the New: The 2025 RPFT Overhaul

Fast forward to April 21, 2025, and behold the Army‘s latest creation: a nine-event monstrosity that seems inspired by a sadistic personal trainer’s fever dream. The new RPFT includes:

800-Meter Run: In full combat uniform and boots because comfort is for the weak.​