Category: Humor

Two grown-ass nations playing nuclear chicken on quarter-fed pony rides, and we’re the clowns on the sidelines hoping they’ll knock it off before they kill everybody.

Slap an Amazon logo on a Reaper drone and suddenly the Houthis aren’t sure whether to duck or sign for a package.

Between the Houthi body count and the bargain-bin t-shirts, it’s starting to feel like every day’s a clearance sale in Yemen—Happy Boom Day!

In Pattaya, the only thing more dangerous than a bad decision is assuming the mission doesn’t come with a surprise package.

With a wink and a sharp pen, Lang sets Roosevelt steaming through the Canal, big stick in hand, reminding us that American muscle—whether in 1904 or 2024—still loves a show of force on the world’s stage.

Katy Perry didn’t just reach the final frontier—she lit up the void with glitter and guts while America’s joyless peanut gallery choked on their own envy.

When your balls look like they just escaped from Dresden and your taint feels like it went ten rounds with a flamethrower, you realize some life lessons come not in whispers, but in oozing, radioactive screams.

In 2099, war isn’t fought by heroes—it’s waged by lab-grown psychopaths in exo-armor who vape nanite swarms and get hardwired kill orders beamed straight into their cortex.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to get slapped by a North Korean tour guide for cracking a joke, international man of mystery Jurgis Polujanskas has you covered.

Jurgis Polujanskas wakes up in a North Korean spa, half-naked and memory hazy, flanked by two silent beauties—now he just needs to escape before the authorities turn his wild night into an international incident.

In the whirlwind of operations, from the jungles of Colombia to the heated terrains of Somalia, amidst the camaraderie and relentless jesting, lay a realm where the line between a soldier’s duty and the whims of reality blurred, tossing us between the rigors of military life and the fleeting moments of absurd hilarity that carried us through the unpredictable currents of service.

Survive the unthinkable with wit and grit—whether it’s zombies, vampires, or even a Canadian invasion. Ready for the apocalypse?