Drone Strike: Lashkar-e-Taiba Promises Death To Penguin Staff: كيفن مورير!

Sources at the Pentagon have informed us that Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) has begun targeting Penguin’s staff at their imprint Dutton, specifically people close to the controversial book No Easy Day.

هؤلاء الكفار المرتبطة باى شكل من الاشكال مع تمجيد وفاة اسامة بن لادن يجب ان يموت

Translation: “The Infidels associated, in any way, with the glorifying of Usama bin Ladens death must die!”, says Hafiz Muhammad Saeed

Apparently the short list starts with Penguin publicist Christine Ball and co-author Kevin Maurer.

نحن ندعو جميع انصار الاسلام هدف الكفار كريستين الكرة كيفن مورير اولا. وهذا من شأنه أن يجعل مثالا الغرب العظيم اسامة لن ينسى!

Translation: We are calling all supporters of Islam to target Infidels Christine Ball and Kevin Maurer first.  This will make an example to the west that the great Usama will not be forgotten!

Pentagon Public Affairs Officer LCDR Derek Brown was not surprised. “First they don’t have enough common sense to get a DOD review and now this? Penguin should have known that legal and other threats were going to come their way with a book of this nature.”

Warning: Sunday Satire