Some people think I am crazy for saying I had fun in basic training. If you are like me, it was a blast. It wasn’t much at the rank of a lowly private or private first class, of course, but getting paid to work out and play with cool toys all day? What’s not to like? Sure, there were hard times, a lot of pain, it was hotter than hell, and we got yelled at for 16 hours a day. All of that was simply to do one thing: make me stronger. Mentally and physically. It’s all a game — a head game. Which, is harder than the physical game. Knowing that going into it, makes it 50 percent less difficult.
At that moment, as everyone is trying to dodge flying… everything… changing out of civilian clothes and into their army camouflage uniform, avoiding getting screamed at, picking up the mess, trying to make the beds as beds are being flipped onto the floor, I heard it.
Above the contradicting instructions from all the drill sergeants, the noise, and the chaos, was the first bit of, Boot Camp Wisdom (my trademark on this is pending) I learned that day. I kept it with me every day during basic training, and every day since “Stuff Never Goes To Plan”
‘Plans Are Useless, but Planning Is Indispensable’
There are tons of motivational quotes on Instagram and Facebook. Tons of quotes from the corporate world, the internet, and from guys like Stephen R.Covey and Tony Robbins. We can find quotes about planning and preparedness, practice and preparation. A lot of famous leaders and thinkers have said many things on the topic.
General and future President Eisenhower famously said: “In preparing for battle, I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.”
It’s completely true. Nothing ever goes to plan. Murphy’s Law is inevitable, and most things we experience in life every given day — combat or not — are out of our control. No matter how carefully you plan, or want, or expect things to be, they are not going to go your way. Being prepared for everything, however, including your plans that will change, is the trick. That is winning the battle.
Above all the noise and chaos of the first few minutes, I heard something unforgettable. A voice bellowed through the barracks. It cut through the chaos, the commotion, and the clutter. This voice was loud, grumpy, and accompanied by angry eyes. The back-woods Tennessee, lazy, Southern Drawl, was a combination of terrifying and hilarious.
Actually, I don’t know if it was Tennessee or not. I think it was. Might have been Alabama. Hard to say.
“Privates! Always maintain a rigid state of flexibility!”
Rigid flexibility? What the heck? The unexpected verbal judo caught most of the young, confused, and frantic Soldiers off guard. This literary ninjitsu took a moment for everyone to process. Poor guys. The oxymoron was lost on many of them at first.
Boot Camp Wisdom™ Is the Best Wisdom
He realized he had lost half the platoon, and shouted it again. This time, he banged on the wall for emphasis. A few more of them got it by then, and the wheels were turning. Most of my platoon mates, however, forgot that amazing life hack, that piece of Army wisdom, after about two seconds once the chaos started up again.
I tend to be an optimist. On multiple occasions, I have been accused of being too optimistic. People have accused me of being too “hard-charging.” Being optimistic has always been tempered for me, since learning the boot camp lesson that things are going to go wrong. On the other hand, because of that, I have also been accused on multiple occasions of being a pessimist. And cynical, and an a******. Probably, all of them are true.
However, because I know things will go wrong, even when it’s hard for people to hear, it does not make me an a****** or a cynic. I know that mental preparation keeps me from being surprised, or as surprised when things don’t go my way.
Pessimistic? No.
I’m skeptically optimistic.
It also helps all of us know we have to move on, continue the mission, the task, our day, or the emergency we are facing. I try (I don’t always succeed, and sometimes I fail) to remain optimistic, because there is a way out, and a path through to the other side. It might be hard, painful, and extremely messy. Yet, there is always, another way.
This gold nugget of Boot Camp Wisdom has helped me in training, in combat, in life, and in the corporate world. Remember, the “enemy” always gets a vote and will mess up your plans.
Maintain “rigid flexibility,” go out there, and win.
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