Student: “Sergeant, how long do I have to deploy my reserve parachute if my main fails to open?”

Sergeant: “The rest of your life, son… the rest of your life.”

The Perils of Airborne Operations

There is no argument that Tier-1 units routinely engage in dangerous training: climbing skyscraper structures, engaging in gunfights in close quarters and confined spaces, and hunkering down next to explosive breaching charges that are barely an arm’s reach away as they ignite. A cringe-worthy component to that list that hooks every seasoned operator’s attention is airborne operations because many things that go wrong during them can be fatal.

The featured image, Toad Jumper, is a wordplay on the term “towed jumper,” an airborne term used to describe a malady rendered by an errant static line, the 15-foot nylon cord that pulls the jumper’s parachute out and open. On the rare occasion that the parachute pack fails to break free from the static line anchored to the jump aircraft, the paratroop will be towed behind the aircraft at ~120 MPH, spinning and slamming against the side of the airplane. It is an awesome and deadly event.

Mac’s Harrowing First Jump

My best friend and renowned firearms trainer Patrick Arther “Mac” McNamara was a towed jumper on his very first training jump with the Army’s Airborne School in Ft. Benning, GA. Unfortunately, his static line had looped under his arm, cushioning the tug of the line and preventing it from effectively pulling loose his parachute.

This illustration shows clearly the proper routing of the static line over the jumpers’ shoulders.

Upon exit, Mac spun wildly and bounced off of the skin of the aircraft. Very fortunately, his static line was able to pull his parachute pack away and deploy his parachute canopy correctly. The violent tug of the static line ripped his biceps muscle from his humerus bone and pulled it down to his forearm. He was in severe pain and unable to use his damaged arm.

When it rains, it pours, and since Mac could not use his arm, he could not steer his parachute for a safe up-wind landing. Rather than facing into the wind to slow down, a parachute defaults to running down (with) the wind at a higher speed. Mac braced himself, cringing before the impending impact with the ground.

He hit with great speed, tumbling and flipping in excruciating pain.