Precise Language Avoids Misunderstandings

Forgive me for not using the word “gun” in the title of this piece. From day one in the Army, we were taught never to refer to the small arms we carried as guns. But, of course, most recruits didn’t know any better until an instructor was up their face yelling about it.

New Recruit: “Hey Sergeant, when do we get our guns?”

Sargeant: “What did you say?!! Private, do you think you are in the f*****g Navy!!” 

New Recruit (confused): “No, Sergeant.” 

Sargeant (mock agitated): “Do you see any f*****g ships around here, Private Snuffy? Guns are on ships. You joined the Army. We carry weapons here. Don’t forget it!!” 

And we never forgot.

According to the US Department of Defense:

For the purpose of DoD, small arms and light weapons are defined as man-portable weapons made or modified to military specifications for use as lethal instruments of war that expel a shot, bullet or projectile by action of an explosive. Small arms are broadly categorized as those weapons used by individual members of armed or security forces. They include handguns; rifles and carbines; sub-machine guns; and light machine guns. Light weapons are broadly categorized as those weapons designed for use by two or three members of armed or security forces serving as a crew, although some may be used by a single person.