His unholiness, the Prince of Depravity Warren Steed Jeffs as he is seen under arrest and on trial in Utah in Sept. of 2007.
Too Many Wives
How many wives is too many? All but the most sporting of men might say that sometimes one is too many. How many wives can a man truly love and really take care of? How many children can he truly love and care for? If you live in the U.S., the culture and legislation strongly suggest the answer to the question of the number of wives is, and shall remain, one at a time.
I’m a human-traffic hunter, or at least I have fancied myself to be such over the past several years. In the course of my work, I’ve become aware of a group that doesn’t share that widely held perspective on polygamy. In fact, I’d go so far as to say they’re a mob of ghoulish folk barricading themselves behind a religious pretense in order to practice their aberrant lifestyle in an area known as Short Creek AZ/UT, otherwise simply known as “the Crik.”
“But polygamy is against the law in the U.S.” I even said so myself. Yes, polygamy is illegal, and yes the Crik crowd is doing it anyway, because screw the U.S. and its oppressive laws. They will do exactly as they please and will not stand for religious persecution. The culture there was established by the self-proclaimed “prophet” Warren Steed Jeffs.
Oh, him? Yeah, he was arrested by the FBI for charges that spelled out the rape of underage children. Jeffs was sensible enough to rape his 12-year-old “wife” and record it all. He was even so kind as to keep those recordings in a safe where nooobody would eeever find them. Jeffs had more than 80 “wives” ranging in age from 12 to older than 65.
Prosecution: “Mr. Jeffs, what would you say it would do to your plea of innocence if the prosecution pulled out and played for the jury the tapes that you made of yourself having sex with a 12-year-old girl?”
Defense: “Well…I’d say you have a…pretty compelling point there.”
False Prophet
A self-proclaimed prophet? Hell yeah! I wanna be one of those too. I wanna walk around all day declaring stupid shit in the name of God. My first stop will be Taco Bell: I’ll waltz in there and tell them I’m a prophet and God communicates through me, and right now, God is a mite peckish for some quesadillas de pollo and a large Dr. Pepper.
Hiding behind religion—we all know about it. It’s been in all the papers. Peeps have been making billions of dollars off of the very practice since the dawn of man. The only older profession is prostitution, but when I consider folks who will do anything for money, I see the two practices as fundamentally identical.
Too Many Wives
How many wives is too many? All but the most sporting of men might say that sometimes one is too many. How many wives can a man truly love and really take care of? How many children can he truly love and care for? If you live in the U.S., the culture and legislation strongly suggest the answer to the question of the number of wives is, and shall remain, one at a time.
I’m a human-traffic hunter, or at least I have fancied myself to be such over the past several years. In the course of my work, I’ve become aware of a group that doesn’t share that widely held perspective on polygamy. In fact, I’d go so far as to say they’re a mob of ghoulish folk barricading themselves behind a religious pretense in order to practice their aberrant lifestyle in an area known as Short Creek AZ/UT, otherwise simply known as “the Crik.”
“But polygamy is against the law in the U.S.” I even said so myself. Yes, polygamy is illegal, and yes the Crik crowd is doing it anyway, because screw the U.S. and its oppressive laws. They will do exactly as they please and will not stand for religious persecution. The culture there was established by the self-proclaimed “prophet” Warren Steed Jeffs.
Oh, him? Yeah, he was arrested by the FBI for charges that spelled out the rape of underage children. Jeffs was sensible enough to rape his 12-year-old “wife” and record it all. He was even so kind as to keep those recordings in a safe where nooobody would eeever find them. Jeffs had more than 80 “wives” ranging in age from 12 to older than 65.
Prosecution: “Mr. Jeffs, what would you say it would do to your plea of innocence if the prosecution pulled out and played for the jury the tapes that you made of yourself having sex with a 12-year-old girl?”
Defense: “Well…I’d say you have a…pretty compelling point there.”
False Prophet
A self-proclaimed prophet? Hell yeah! I wanna be one of those too. I wanna walk around all day declaring stupid shit in the name of God. My first stop will be Taco Bell: I’ll waltz in there and tell them I’m a prophet and God communicates through me, and right now, God is a mite peckish for some quesadillas de pollo and a large Dr. Pepper.
Hiding behind religion—we all know about it. It’s been in all the papers. Peeps have been making billions of dollars off of the very practice since the dawn of man. The only older profession is prostitution, but when I consider folks who will do anything for money, I see the two practices as fundamentally identical.
The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the FLDS, is the name of the offshoot splinter organization that broke away from the mainstream Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints in 1890, when they decided they didn’t want to give up polygamy. The mainstream church proceeded to settle largely around the Salt Lake City, Utah area, though there is a pocket of FLDS in the city. They’re the Kingston family. They call themselves The Order and are every bit as deplorable as their Crik counterparts.
To this day, the cult of the Crik do not court each other in search of spousal compatibility. Men are assigned wives by the bishops of the “church” based on the simple criteria of how cool these dudes are in the eyes of the bishops and how willing they are to buy into the bishops’ skewed ideals. A cool dude will get a wife, a cooler dude will get more wives and the coolest dude of all? Well, he gets the most wives.
Wives are assigned to men many years—even decades—their senior. Some are as young as 14 years of age, but that is just an approximation: Those younger than 14 are still fair game. The wives are, at that point, obligated to have as many children as soon as possible, and to just keep them coming. The “church” will let them know when to stop.
No Records of Birth
FLDS children don’t get officially registered with the state. No records of live birth are kept. Children are given away like fruitcakes during the Christmas season. Children are assigned to other families or are shipped off from the Crik to…to where? How many have I discovered that turn up in pedophilia rings and human trafficking situations?
Where in the name of God are the children? They are being trafficked to pedophiles in the name of God. Is this a great country or what? We are free to establish and crank up puppy mills—but with human children. Let’s kick open the hearth on that boiler and shovel in coal as fast as we can until we pass out. It will all be worth it when the prophets (pun intended) come rolling in.
This is all too outrageous to actually believe. Nothing of the sort could happen right here in this country, right? It’s all a lie, a great, big, humongous lie!
Dedication for this work goes to Mr. Sam Brower, author of “Prophet’s Prey”
Photos courtesy of Wikipedia Commons and Getty Images
—
Disclaimer: SOFREP utilizes AI for image generation and article research. Occasionally, it’s like handing a chimpanzee the keys to your liquor cabinet. It’s not always perfect and if a mistake is made, we own up to it full stop. In a world where information comes at us in tidal waves, it is an important tool that helps us sift through the brass for live rounds.
As someone who’s seen what happens when the truth is distorted, I know how unfair it feels when those who’ve sacrificed the most lose their voice. At SOFREP, our veteran journalists, who once fought for freedom, now fight to bring you unfiltered, real-world intel. But without your support, we risk losing this vital source of truth. By subscribing, you’re not just leveling the playing field—you’re standing with those who’ve already given so much, ensuring they continue to serve by delivering stories that matter. Every subscription means we can hire more veterans and keep their hard-earned knowledge in the fight. Don’t let their voices be silenced. Please consider subscribing now.
One team, one fight,
Brandon Webb former Navy SEAL, Bestselling Author and Editor-in-Chief
Barrett is the world leader in long-range, large-caliber, precision rifle design and manufacturing. Barrett products are used by civilians, sport shooters, law enforcement agencies, the United States military, and more than 75 State Department-approved countries around the world.
PO Box 1077 MURFREESBORO, Tennessee 37133 United States
Scrubba Wash Bag
Our ultra-portable washing machine makes your journey easier. This convenient, pocket-sized travel companion allows you to travel lighter while helping you save money, time and water.
Our roots in shooting sports started off back in 1996 with our founder and CEO, Josh Ungier. His love of airguns took hold of our company from day one and we became the first e-commerce retailer dedicated to airguns, optics, ammo, and accessories. Over the next 25 years, customers turned to us for our unmatched product selection, great advice, education, and continued support of the sport and airgun industry.
COMMENTS
There are
on this article.
You must become a subscriber or login to view or post comments on this article.