The article explores the unique and humorous nicknames used by military personnel for various equipment and terms, highlighting the differences in language across branches. These nicknames reflect the culture and camaraderie within the armed forces.
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The term 'Fart Sack' is used by Marines and Army soldiers to refer to their heavily-insulated sleeping bags, likely due to their infrequent washing.
How the nickname 'Tootsie Roll' describes artillery or mortar rounds in the Army, as they are transported in black cardboard tubes resembling the candy.
Why the nickname 'Birth Control Glasses' for basic training eyewear reflects the unattractiveness of the issued frames, which were updated in 2012, causing some Marines to lament their loss.
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15 Clever (and Witty!) Military Gear Nicknames You Should Know
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Have you ever heard of a fart sack? Take a look at these witty military gear nicknames that you might not have heard of yet.
Sgt. Michael Cooper, a squad leader with Company B, 3rd Battalion, 325th Airborne Infantry Regiment, 82nd Airborne Division, shares a laugh with his counterpart from the 303rd Iraqi Army Battalion prior to moving onto Haifa Street for a joint patrol Feb. 9. (U.S. Army photo by Pfc. Mike Pryor, 82nd Airborne Division Public Affairs.)
Those who have served in the military know that it represents a world and culture all it own. It even has its own languages that service members speak in the different branches. Those languages also differ beween the services. For example, in the Navy, a bathroom is called a “Head.” While in the Army it’s called a “Latrine.” These language rules are strictly enforced and even extend to the names given to gear and equipment used in the different services. Oftentimes, the official names given to gear can be long and tedious to recite. Thankfully, our armed forces are creative and funny enough to come up with better nicknames for stuff. Here are some of them:
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Fart Sack
No, it is not a bag that you can exclusively fart on. The Marines and Army as well use this term to refer to their heavily-insulated sleeping bags. Probably because they rarely wash them? We can only guess.
U.S. Army soldiers from 5th Battalion, 20th Infantry Regiment, wrap up in sleeping bags inside of a compound at Shele Kalay, Kandahar province, Afghanistan, Jan. 16, 2012. The soldiers were trying to keep warm between guard shifts.
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Hook-and-Loop Tape
This is popularly known as Velcro. The problem was the name “Velcro” was trademarked, so they had to come up with something else. Velcro works by pushing two pieces of cloth together. One side is made of small loops of thread, while the other is of tiny plastic hooks. These tiny plastics get hooked in the loop, so what’s the best name to call it— definitely hook-and-loop.
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Pajamas
Absolutely not related to fart sacks, pajamas refer to the flight suits worn by the pilot and crew of the military because they look similar to onesie pajamas. In the Navy, they are also referred to a “Pickle Suits.”
Maj. Ashley Rolfe’s swearing-in ceremony at Barnes Air National Guard Base on July 26, 2016. Rolfe is the first female fighter pilot for the Air National Guard’s 104th Fighter Wing. Rolfe is an Air Force Academy graduate and combat veteran who has served in the Air Force for eleven years. Rolfe became an Air Force pilot after growing up as an Air Force “Brat” dependent, following her dad and grandad’s footsteps carrying on the family legacy. (U.S. Air National Guard Photo by Senior Master Sgt. Julie Avey)
Tootsie Roll
Nope, not the taffy-like, chocolate-flavored candies, but they could be close. Tootsie Roll in the army world refers to artillery or mortar round. They are transported in black cardboard tubes that look like giant tootsie rolls.
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Bird, or Helo
An aircraft or Helicopter. But never, ever refer to a helicopter as a “Chopper.” That’s a Hollywood move term that will get you laughed at it you dare utter it.
Military installations and ships at sea often feature a soft-serve ice cream machine. The term Auto-Dog refers to the appearance of the ice cream resembling dog-poop as it comes out. The term is used as in, “What’s in the Auto-Dog today?” Answered by, ” It’s Chocolate Dog.”
MRE
An acronym for Meal Ready to Eat. As the name suggests, these are ready-to-eat meals for soldiers packed in brown waterproof bags. The troops refer to MREs as, “Three Lies In One” and, “Meals Rejected by the Enemy.”
“Mike” is part of the phonetic alphabet in common use in the military. Its purpose is to reduce confusion in the way letters are pronounced differently by English speakers from different parts of the U.S. The words chosen to represent the letters leave no room for doubt as to the letter being referred to as no words rhyming with “Mike” begin with another letter. So you know that “Mike” means “M” as “Romeo” refers to “R.”
” Mike” also extends to weapons specifications like the 30mm grenade launcher, which has been called the “Thirty Mike.” The word “Mike” is also a stand-in for saying minutes, miles or meters as in, “I’m thirty mikes out” which could be minutes or miles.
Builder 3rd Class Katherine Gardour, assigned to Naval Mobile Construction Battalion (NMCB) 74, Bravo Company, fires 40 mm. rounds from an MK-19 automatic grenade launcher at the Sierra del Retin, Spain weapons range. NMCB 74 recently completed a three-day live-fire exercise using M-2HB, and M-240B machine guns, and MK-19 automatic grenade launchers at the Sierra del Retin weapons range near Barbate, Spain. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 1st Class Ryan G. Wilber/Released)
Birth Control Glasses
Let’s be honest, the glasses given out in basic training do not make you look attractive. The frames are thick are not stylish at all. Thankfully, they were updated with slimmer 5A frames in 2012.
Refer to the ubiquitous camouflage uniform that the soldiers wear.
E-tool
Sounds like some advanced electronic tool, right? However, an e-tool is simply a shovel. The official term was “entrenching tool,” thus, the nickname.
Green Ivan
These are the green pop-up targets shaped like a soldier silhouette used to test marksmanship. Who is Ivan? Well, he’s Russian of course since this pop-up targeting system was adopted during the Cold War.
Cigarette Roll
Pertains to parachutes that malfunctioned and were not inflated with air. This is very bad news for anyone wearing that parachute of course.
Canopy
On the other hand, a canopy refers to an open parachute. This is a very good thing, which is probably why it doesn’t get a funny or ironic nickname.
The term is most commonly used for large water containers on trailers pulled behind military trucks. Why call it container when you can call it buffalo, right? In the Marine Corps, the Military Occupational Specialty(MOS1171) that includes operation and maintenance of these waters systems will get you labeled as a “Water Dog.”
Willy Pete
The nickname is far cuter than what it’s really used for. It refers to white phosphorous, which can either be used as a smokescreen or a weapon to destroy enemy equipment and even kill mass troops. White phosphorous is highly flammable, so when dropped in the target area followed by explosives, it can cause massive destruction. This tactic is called “Willy Pete plus H.E.” We can offer no explanation as to why High Explosive(HE) doesn’t get its own nickname.
Three 81mm white phosphorus mortar rounds fill the air with smoke and dirt on impact after being fired by Soldiers from Headquarters and Headquarters Company, 2nd Battalion, 327th Infantry Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division, during a mortar live-fire exercise outside Forward Operating Base Warrior. (Photo By: Spc. Barbara Ospina, 1st BCT Public Affairs.)
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