I had rented an incredible apartment in one of the better neighborhoods near Patriarch Ponds, a trendy part of town with great places to eat.
My friend met me the next morning with his two sons and his private driver, and we were off to an incredible experience of a traditional lunch, vodka, more vodka, and then being heat tortured (the ice bath after was amazing), and beat into submission with Birch branches as the banya workers shoveled wood into a raging fire that would make Mordor jealous.
The heat was super intense but felt so good afterward.

(Photo: Sandunovsky Banya, Moscow, Russia)
Then the World started to come to a halt, one country at a time.
President Trump announced a pending flight ban, and shit started to get serious, but Moscowvites were oblivious at the moment. I knew I had to get back to America soon, but I also wanted to milk a few more days of freedom because I could tell things were about to get serious fast.
A few days later had me on a flight back to New York’s JFK and one of a handful of travelers on the plane with a very nervous crew.
Landing in JFK was like stepping onto the set of, The Walking Dead. I was literally the only person through security at JFK as I boarded a flight to San Juan.
Strange times…
Fast forward almost a year, and I sold my house furnished, packed up my NYC apartment and grabbed a roll-aboard and backpack, and traveled all over for just over a year.
It was an incredible experience, and flights were insanely cheap, and airports were desert landscapes for me and my fellow COVID travelers.
Bogota, CDMX, Tulum, Cabo, Milan, Venice, Capri, Budapest, Zurich, London, and towards the end of my travels, Lisbon.
I heard great things about the small country of Portugal. If you mashed Napa Valley, Big Sur, and Santa Barbara together with better beaches and better food, you’d have Portugal.
Lisbon was a thriving international city where a few minutes outside the capital, you could find yourself on a beach by yourself.
It wasn’t love at first sight, but close to it.
I had a few friends who’d moved to Lisbon and raved about it. I was starting to see why.
An incredible dinner out was $20-30. Airport Uber to the center was $8, and the weather…just incredible.
I was hooked and started digging into how an American could live here legally and made the decision to move.
My top reasons:
- Taxes
- Food Quality
- Healthcare (insurance is actually insurance in Europe)
- Value for the Dollar is incredible
- Climate
- Safety (Portugal ranks 6th in the World ahead of Switzerland)
- Access to Spain and Southern Europe
- Most importantly, I could fly a US-flagged airplane with ease
Why move to Florida or Texas when I can have the equivalent tax status but live in Portugal with all the additional benefits?
I was sold.
Today, I have been incredibly happy with my decision to move abroad to Portugal.
Looking forward to sharing more in the comments below.
Thanks for listening, and I hope this explains why this Navy SEAL moved abroad.








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