When the company says the case is made from a “steel-like” polymer, they are spot-on. The Poseidon Pro feels like it can take a beating and still be there for you when you need it. To that point, Dark Energy’s website claims the Poseidon Pro has “taken falls from 75+ ft on to rock, a blast from a shotgun, an explosion from one pound of Tannerite, and the crushing force of 1,000+ lb. and the list goes on. Need we say more?” I guess that’s why I’m not all that worried if I accidentally knock it off of my desk…
The Tridyn cable
The Tridyn cable really does possess a cool design. The Tridyn cable boasts a 3-in-1 design that allows one to charge a USB-C powered device, a micro-USB, or a Lightning device all from one cord. For me, the idea that I can carry one cord that can charge both my Apple MacBook and my iPhone is an awesome thought. Additionally, the Tridyn Cable has ballistic reinforcement, which uses ballistic fiber, reinforcement mesh, nylon fiber, and an aluminum-mylar shielding sleeve to ensure the cord stays in one piece, even with heavy use.
The only issue, though, is that for me, the design didn’t equate to smooth functionality. Honestly, its charging behavior was strange. When I connected the Tridyn cable to the Poseidon Pro and my phone or my laptop, it repeatedly surged charging power on and off. My phone would charge for a couple of minutes and then not charge for a few minutes. Then, it would kick back on and charge again, etc., etc. I don’t think this is how it is meant to function because when I plugged my iPhone charger into the Poseidon, there was no “pulsing” on and off whatsoever. My iPhone cord simply started charging and charged my phone until full. So, for me, the concept of the cable is awesome, but it didn’t come through for me in actual use. Perhaps I received an anomaly. I will reach out to their customer service to inquire about a replacement cord.
The Plasma Lighter
Okay, when I started testing the Plasma Lighter, I basically just walked around my house and property like some type of pyro trying to light everything I could on fire (for test purposes, not just to watch it burn… I’m not a psycho-ha). I mean, how else can one be expected to test the power and functionality of a lighter? The Plasma Lighter has powerful dual-arc plasma emitters, and when the lid is closed, the lighter is weather-resistant.
A cool feature on the Plasma Lighter that doesn’t involve starting fires is a built-in LED flashlight that functions when the lighter lid is closed. The light is relatively bright and is plenty powerful to help you find your wallet or find your way in the woods at night. It is a good design.
After using it for a bit, I definitely love this little lighter, and I will no doubt use it a LOT over the next few months.
The Carabiner Pro
The Carabiner Pro is definitely the most unique carabiner I’ve owned. The Carabiner Pro comes with the following built-in features:
- Sharp cutting edge (I’d describe it as a locking knife blade)
- Bottle Opener
- Glass Breaker
- Dual-Head Screwdriver (Phillips and flat)
- Locking Carabiner
I put each of these tools to the test, and they each worked as I would expect them to. For me, having a tool such as a locking carabiner that combines each of these additional features is an emergency kit no-brainer. Whether you are going hiking, camping, or just like to be prepared, definitely pick yourself up one of these little gems.
Bonus review
As a bonus review, I’ll give you all some insight on something that wasn’t sent to me but was something that I purchased after using some of their other gear and having the desire to have more. One of the additional items I purchased was a USB-C wall adapter. I’m not going to review that, as it is literally a box you plug one end of the cord in to charge your device. All I’ll say about it is that it worked as advertised.
Survivor Cable
The item I’d like to alert you all, too, though, is the survivor charging cable. The Survivor Cable is a charging cable that is fully encompassed by paracord—either orange or black—and is incredibly robust. The Survivor Cable boasts the following hardening features:
- Steel Sheath and Weatherproof Cap – a full steel weave protects the cord from cuts and fraying, and the cap assists in repelling damaging dust and moisture
- Steel Heads and Strong Neck – a steel armament protects the cable’s fragile heads & reinforces the tips
- 550 certified paracord – tightly braided around the already armored cable is 20 ft (6 m) of high-grade paracord. Cutting the paracord can provide 20ft of life-saving rope in emergency scenarios.
This cord is certainly wider, heavier, and thicker than a typical charging cord, but the point of this cord isn’t weight savings; it is longevity and emergency preparedness. I’ve used this cord a number of times over the past two weeks and have absolutely no complaints about it.
Final Thoughts
I’ve used half a dozen different portable charges in the last decade, but now I’m officially considering them all dead to me. I accidentally left my Poseidon Pro in my office one day, and I was thinking how lame it would be for me to use a “regular” charger if the need arose before retrieving Poseidon. After all, they are fragile, heavy, and thick. After just a couple of weeks with the Poseidon Pro, it has become my go-to device. There is no doubt that I will add a couple more of these to my collection so I can keep one in my car, one in my office, and one at home. Then, when I travel, I’ll carry all 3, so I’ll have roughly 8 iPhone recharges whether or not I have access to power.
With the exception of my unique issue with the Tridyn cord, I had no other issues or areas of concern with any other products I tested. Dark Energy has my seal of approval, and I would recommend that if you’re in the portable charging market, then look to them first. You won’t regret it.
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