(Feature image: LTC Megan Bogden with her father at her promotion ceremony)

Welcome to the most boring article I will ever write for SOFREP—‘The Rep.’ In that it is indeed my most boring article is not inherently my fault. It’s just a boring news event. If you want a news story that sparks, how about these titles:

‘Dog Bites Man’

‘Man Bites Dog’

‘US Navy SEAL Bites Dog’

‘Gay Navy SEAL Bites Dog’

(and my favorite) ‘Gay Navy SEAL Bites Gender Dysphoric Dog (film at 11)

That last title has something for everyone in days of late seeking identity from titillating (that’s right titillating) tabloids, or as Jumpin’ Jack Murphy calls them: “Loids.”