“Yessirree, I am!”
“Headed up to Miami to pick up another bulk shipment of green? Watch out for Crockett and Tubbs!”
(All) “Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Those two SEAL brothers soon went back to Navy assignments. Two new replacements came in, this time from West Coast Teams. One was Chip, easily one of the coolest guys I have ever met. The other was SEAL Brian Leveaux. He was quiet and a loner. Some of the cadre bubbas didn’t get along well with him. Chip didn’t even get along with him.
He was not a team player — a loner, as I said before. He did his essential duties but otherwise shied away from all of us. He was from Trinidad, I believe, and could run like none of us could. That put him at least in a position to lead some of the morning Physical Training sessions.
He liked to spearfish, and every chance he got, he headed to Fleming Key Cut, just a couple of 250 feet from the school. That was a bit of bad news for the school because being the loner that he was meant he was diving solo — perhaps the pinnacle “do not do” rule of diving per the dogma of the Special Forces Combat Diver Academy.
It was problematic for the curriculum. On one hand, we were so strict with our two-man-assigned dive teams that we levied stiff punishments to any team that was caught farther than an arm’s reach away. Some dive teams were so terrified of being caught too far away that they literally held hands like sweethearts. I got it, and they didn’t give a shit. I rather admired their resolve.
And then, on the other hand, after a hellish morning in the swimming pool, the students would see Brian Leveaux at lunchtime trodding off to dive for grouper in the Fleming Cut — alone!
“It sends a mixed message to the students,” one cadre suggested.
“That’s really sweet of you, but the message is not mixed at all — it’s flat-out wrong!” insisted another.
Our First Sergeant, who was listening in, opened the lounge door and hollered out for Brian Leveaux to come in. When Brian stepped in, the 1st SGT started right in:
“Hey look, Leveaux… no more diving alone during duty hours. If you dive alone just one more time — that’s a one followed by no zeros — then your ass is fired. No questions, alibis, caveats, ifs, ands, or buts. The only but is going to be your butt doing the duffle-bag-drag back to Fleet. Understand?”
“Yes.”
“Good — get out!”
The 1st SGT billet is a strange position; it is sort of an un-position with a rather ill-defined job description. It is a sort of middle management place between the almighty Sergeant Major and the men. Since it was such a gray position, it sure helped to have a welterweight badass holding the title, and that is precisely what we had with us in Key West that year.
Whether arrogant was actually ever an accurate description of Brian’s personality… that was a matter of individual opinion. As for me, I didn’t readily subscribe to the notion that Brian was arrogant. I rather surrendered to the whim that there was always at least one guy that nobody liked in every organization, and in ours, Brian should be that guy.
Brian actually got out of the service and stayed right there in Key West doing his thing. He had a couple of strange gigs going on that nobody believed or cared about. He took a local bride in Key West, a woman who came complete with a teenage daughter. That scrap of news was the biggest shoulder shrug of the year for us.
“Meh, look at it this way: now maybe Leveaux can finally have a dive buddy.”
It must have been a real hoot to go from no wife or kids ever to wife and an already teenage daughter. It’s not that the learning curve would be steep; it’s that there was NO learning curve at all! I mean, teenagers can come with significant challenges ranging from wanting to join the boy’s high school wrestling team to being single and pregnant, hooked on crack, running with scissors — all sorts of calamitous… calamities!
Pa-pa Brian Leveaux’s new shake-n-bake daughter didn’t wrestle, never ran with scissors, and wasn’t pregnant… but she was hooked on crack and had a pusher. Her career potential featuring that combination didn’t look promising, and Brian, being the SEAL tough guy that he was, decided to take matters into his own hands:
“Daughter, there will be no more of this crack and pusher nonsense. I want the name of that crummy so-and-so, and I want it right this minute, young lady!”
Brian rolled up his sleeves and loosened his double Windsored tie.
“I’ll be going over to show that brigand a thing or two and give him a piece of my mind. I’ll thrash that ragamuffin good and show him who’s who, by golly! I’ll give that hoodlum a taste of the wrath of the Leveaux family tree; I will!”
Armed with the Miami address to the apartment of the Mafioso drug pusher, Brian Leveaux slammed the door to his 2017 Ford Fusion and sped… well, he sort of just… drove off. During the three-hour drive to Miami, Brian fumed, swore oaths, and pounded his fist on the dash. There was a storm a-brewing that eve and its name was Brian Leveaux!
Our hero, Brian, motored up to the Miami apartment, quietly exited his car, and prowled toward the apartment on foot. He stepped forward to the door of the apartment of his teenage daughter’s mafioso drug pusher man. He twisted the door handle to find the door unlocked. He stepped into the apartment and stood there in the front room momentarily. At that moment, the mafioso pusher stepped out at the top of the stairs in the room. He raised a pistol-clasped hand and shot Brian twice.
Brian Leveaux fell quite dead there at the base of the stairs… and never recovered.
By Almighty God and with honor,
geo sends
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