Boris, Natasha and "Fearless Leader" are shown here plotting the liberation of California, Hawaii and Alaska for Mother Russia.
Russian Analyst Plots World Domination
Just when you thought that Russia had done about everything it could do to embolden its drive toward expansion, some new piece of undigested waste floats up to the top of the pile. This time, it is coming from a Russian political analyst who stated that Russia should annex three States from the USA and take Poland and Finland. Honestly, you just can’t make this stuff up.
Maybe this knowledgeable individual has not visited the United States lately. I’m not sure why anyone would want to risk a major conflict to occupy California but to each their own. Hawaii and Alaska, now that’s a different story.
They Better Bring a Lot of Guns
I think it might be only fair to reacquaint this individual with the 2nd Amendment to our constitution. Heck, we probably have more firearms in Alaska in civilian hands than are in the government stocks. Not too sure about Hawaii, but if they are instituting gun control, they might want to reconsider. Even California may be able to do a good job at defending itself just by calling on the illegally owned firearms within the State. The one thing our country has is an overabundance of firearms and a strong desire to maintain our freedom.
I figure that the basis for the Alaska argument would be the old land bridge between Russia and Alaska that supposedly existed at some point in time. A lot of folks would just scratch their head and chuckle, but it doesn’t really take much of anything to stoke the creative minds of the Russian elite.
If a Russian has ever stepped foot anywhere, there is a chance to annex the territory in their mind.
I guess at some point in time, Borris Badunov and Natasha may have crashed their boat into Hawaii and been stranded for a while. It’s either that or the mere fact that Hawaii is a group of islands far from the US mainland, and some Russian rocket scientist thinks the US government won’t even realize it isn’t part of the country any longer. Maybe they might want to look a little closer to figure out that we actually have a good number of military personnel there. I doubt that the memory of Pearl Harbor would be easily forgotten by our country.
Poland and Finland are now part of NATO and testing the resolve of the member countries in protecting other members might not be a very smart decision. While Poland has been overrun several times throughout history, it might not be so easy this time around. They have a large NATO presence in their country and are growing their military. The state of readiness is high and although I don’t believe they are desirous of any miliary action, I am fairly certain they would not shy away from armed conflict, and neither would NATO.
Russian Analyst Plots World Domination
Just when you thought that Russia had done about everything it could do to embolden its drive toward expansion, some new piece of undigested waste floats up to the top of the pile. This time, it is coming from a Russian political analyst who stated that Russia should annex three States from the USA and take Poland and Finland. Honestly, you just can’t make this stuff up.
Maybe this knowledgeable individual has not visited the United States lately. I’m not sure why anyone would want to risk a major conflict to occupy California but to each their own. Hawaii and Alaska, now that’s a different story.
They Better Bring a Lot of Guns
I think it might be only fair to reacquaint this individual with the 2nd Amendment to our constitution. Heck, we probably have more firearms in Alaska in civilian hands than are in the government stocks. Not too sure about Hawaii, but if they are instituting gun control, they might want to reconsider. Even California may be able to do a good job at defending itself just by calling on the illegally owned firearms within the State. The one thing our country has is an overabundance of firearms and a strong desire to maintain our freedom.
I figure that the basis for the Alaska argument would be the old land bridge between Russia and Alaska that supposedly existed at some point in time. A lot of folks would just scratch their head and chuckle, but it doesn’t really take much of anything to stoke the creative minds of the Russian elite.
If a Russian has ever stepped foot anywhere, there is a chance to annex the territory in their mind.
I guess at some point in time, Borris Badunov and Natasha may have crashed their boat into Hawaii and been stranded for a while. It’s either that or the mere fact that Hawaii is a group of islands far from the US mainland, and some Russian rocket scientist thinks the US government won’t even realize it isn’t part of the country any longer. Maybe they might want to look a little closer to figure out that we actually have a good number of military personnel there. I doubt that the memory of Pearl Harbor would be easily forgotten by our country.
Poland and Finland are now part of NATO and testing the resolve of the member countries in protecting other members might not be a very smart decision. While Poland has been overrun several times throughout history, it might not be so easy this time around. They have a large NATO presence in their country and are growing their military. The state of readiness is high and although I don’t believe they are desirous of any miliary action, I am fairly certain they would not shy away from armed conflict, and neither would NATO.
The Russians Have Georgia (Not the Peach State) on Their Minds
There now seems to be a growing concern within Georgia that some elected officials are becoming too close to the Kremlin. The problem with elected leaders on the outskirts of the current Russian borders is that those who aren’t beholding to the Russian hierarchy may find themselves on the short end of the proverbial stick. While those who cuddle up close to the Kremlin can have an imaginary security blanket against being ousted. If the good people of Georgia do not find a way to negate the hold of Mother Russia, they could end up on the fast track to becoming just another piece of Putin’s puzzle in regaining territory. Unfortunately, any resistance will have to be generated from within the country since there are no official ties with NATO at this point in time, and the European Union is more concerned with economics than the sanctity of a country’s borders.
So, it would appear that Russia has finally jumped the shark on this issue. Going from being in a stalemate with Ukraine for several months to possibly invading two NATO countries and three of the United States. It’s really kind of hard to believe that they would even consider this to be a plausible next step, but then there were a lot of people who thought the buildup of forces around Ukraine was simply going to be a show of force.
Who knows, maybe the thought of an attack in California might cause all the liberals to flee to Canada. Additionally, with the number of military personnel needed to take over California, it would be a target-rich environment for anyone left to deal with it. Let’s hope none of it ever happens but if it does, they will sure as hell be sorry they ever thought of it.
Lock and load one thirty-round magazine and watch your lane.
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