As I write this, my friends and family in New England are buckling down for what promises to be one hell of a winter storm. Parts of Massachusetts, my old stomping ground, are expected to get upwards of two feet of snow, and around eighteen million total people are currently under a “blizzard warning.” Flights in and out of the Northeast are being cancelled by the hundreds (at 7,800 and counting currently) and even Amtrack train service has halted trips into and out of the blizzard zone… from my comfortable chair in Georgia, things are starting to sound like another sequel to “Escape from New York” up there… and to be honest, I’m a little jealous (and that’s not just because I’ve already got a sweet Snake Plissken eye patch to wear).
While I hate shoveling out my car to get to work a few hours before the sun even dares show its face, there’s something about heading out on a trek into the frozen tundra – whether it’s for the sake of giving the dog some exercise or more important things like a supply run to the liquor store, adding a few feet of snow to the equation can make even tedious tasks into an adventure – and adventures into death-defying tales you can share over hot apple ciders while trying to keep your fingers from falling off. Snow and slush may make for the worst conditions to work in, but with proper preparation, they can make for the best conditions to have fun in.
I was born in upstate New York, not far from Lake Ontario, and after moving around a lot as a kid, we settled in Vermont for a time. Aside from four years in Southern California and a bit over a year now in Georgia, my wife and I have always called the wintery wonderland of New England home, and every year I worked to find new and exciting ways to risk life and limb in the pine forests of the Northeast – whether it was snowmobiling, tracking animals, diving into frozen lakes, or just going out for a bit of sub-zero camping with friends, the winter offers the opportunity to change the settings of the video game of life to ‘hard’ and see how well you fare – with increased challenges and stakes to match.
So if you’re anything like me, or just find yourself having to leave your house after a few dozen inches of snowfall, try to keep these tips in mind to stay safe and ensure you survive the storm… and any other bad situation you may run across while knee-deep in snow.