(All photos courtesy CNN: Paul Lotsof, left, owner of KAVV-FM, speaks from behind a door with KVOA reporter Zack Briggs)

Notice: not intended for those with impoverished sense of sarcastic humor

“A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: “Hey, why the long face?” and the room bursts into a chortle. “Hey, how about this one: I was wondering why the ball was getting larger… and then it hit me.” Again the room chuckles it up. “Oh, hey I got one: so there’s a radio station in Arizona that conducts public service announcements instructing listeners how to hide their child pornography from the police.”

The room really loses it this time, heads tilting back launching guffaws, hands slap knees… because that joke was so ridiculously funny, right? Absurd on so many levels… except it’s not funny, or absurd; its true.