(All photos courtesy CNN: Paul Lotsof, left, owner of KAVV-FM, speaks from behind a door with KVOA reporter Zack Briggs)

Notice: not intended for those with impoverished sense of sarcastic humor

“A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: “Hey, why the long face?” and the room bursts into a chortle. “Hey, how about this one: I was wondering why the ball was getting larger… and then it hit me.” Again the room chuckles it up. “Oh, hey I got one: so there’s a radio station in Arizona that conducts public service announcements instructing listeners how to hide their child pornography from the police.”

The room really loses it this time, heads tilting back launching guffaws, hands slap knees… because that joke was so ridiculously funny, right? Absurd on so many levels… except it’s not funny, or absurd; its true.

At least one altruistic wanna-be decided that what American really needed is some good solid cyber tips on how to hide their child pornography, and continue to indulge themselves on child pornography while successfully thwarting detection by law enforcement authorities. The incumbent: one brother Paul Lotsof, of Benson Arizona’s KAVV-FM radio station.

Yes friends, brother Paul gots Lotsof advice for you on how to hide that literature safely on your computer, so you can return again and again for prolonged transgression. Paul fancies himself a soldier of the service industry; he provides a service, you see. You’ve got a problem, Paul has got Lotsof answers.

I promise that is the last time I used that word play on his last name; you get it.

Paul’s a saint, a guarding angel. Paul was put on this Earth to protect us all. It is a coin flip as to where the nation will choose to erect the Paul Lotsof monument when he’s gone: either New York City’s Times Square, or as an exhibition to the Smithsonian Institute Museum and coffee shop, Washington, DC.