Even though it was a dark, leftist, anti-war fairytale, Green Berets have a special place in their hearts for the film Apocalypse Now.  This Todd Graham merger of Apocalypse and Pooh provides the perfect touch of the absurd.

"Walt Kurtz was one of the most outstanding officers this country 
has ever produced. He was a brilliant and outstanding in every way
and he was a good man, too. Humanitarian man, man of wit, of humor.
He joined the Special Forces. After that, his ideas, methods have
become unsound... Unsound."

Brilliant script...

Opening photo courtesy of holykaw.alltop.com