Category: Satire

Iran’s generals are dropping faster than bar tabs at a Navy port call, and even the Devil’s starting to lose track.

Bob Lang’s cartoon is a bayonet-sharp jab at a culture where shouting over ceremony has become the new form of patriotism.

Putin’s war in Ukraine is starting to look less like a display of strength and more like a slow-motion replay of history’s costliest delusions.

SECDEF Hegseth’s move to slash 20% of general officer billets is a long-overdue effort to carve the fat off a top-heavy system that’s been waddling around unchecked for decades.

With a 20% pay raise in their pockets, junior enlisted members have transformed their humble ramen dinners into gourmet culinary experiences, proving that even a small financial boost can lead to big, noodle-based dreams in todays America.

Surviving 120-degree heat in full gear builds character—complaining about a 90-degree stroll to Starbucks builds hashtags.

A rewind of our monthly cartoon, brought to you by our very own George E. Hand IV.

Here’s your weekly roundup, folks. Caution: Spirited Adult Content, courtesy of our own George E. Hand IV.

Hold onto your hats and ditch the easily-offended act, ’cause in this whirlwind tour of the downright bizarre and mind-boggling, from Florida’s finest freak shows to cocky criminals with more bravado than brains, we’re diving headfirst into the madness of a world that’s definitely not for the woke-hearted.

In the name of ‘wokeness,’ let us not surrender our freedom to explore and exchange ideas, lest we lose the chaotic beauty of liberty that fuels the American heartbeat.

Xi agreed to meet with Blinken, but definitely maintained the upper hand…err, foot.

Nothing tests the mettle of a former Navy SEAL quite like a trip to the nail salon…