Geo’s News Roundup: Waffle House Woes, Stupid Gucci Pants and a Spooky Karen Costume
Here’s your weekly roundup, folks. Caution: Spirited Adult Content, courtesy of our own George E. Hand IV.
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Geo’s News Roundup: Hitchhiker vs Truck, How To Buy a Porsche, Why, Karen, Why?
Hold onto your hats and ditch the easily-offended act, ’cause in this whirlwind tour of the downright bizarre and mind-boggling, from Florida’s finest freak shows to cocky criminals with more bravado than brains, we’re diving headfirst into the madness of a world that’s definitely not for the woke-hearted.
Reborn Hunter S. Thompson on Wokeism in America: ‘Snug Little Boxes of Righteousness’
In the name of ‘wokeness,’ let us not surrender our freedom to explore and exchange ideas, lest we lose the chaotic beauty of liberty that fuels the American heartbeat.
SOFREP Cartoon: Epic Showdown-China’s Xi Meets With US Secretary of State Blinken
Xi agreed to meet with Blinken, but definitely maintained the upper hand…err, foot.
“Navy SEAL vs. Nail Salon: A Tale of Dirty Toenails and Terror”
Nothing tests the mettle of a former Navy SEAL quite like a trip to the nail salon…
Woke America: From ‘King of Beers’ to ‘Queen of Beers’
Watch as Bud Light makes the transition from the King to the Queen of Beers.
Watch Out For These Ridiculous Gym Diseases You Can Get In The Gym
Have you ever heard of Invisible Lat Syndrome? Here are some of the ridiculous diseases that you might encounter in the gym.
Where Am I? And Other Questions Old Vets Ask Ourselves
Brian Hudson gives a funny take on how deploying to so many bases and so many places make it hard to remember sometimes where you actually are settled in finally.
Three of History’s Stupidest Wars
Would you declare war for a stolen bucket? Let’s have a look at three of history’s stupidest wars and why they happened.
Operation Giblet: Special Operators on How to Escape and Evade During Your Family Thanksgiving
Turkey Day is here. There’s no escaping it…or is there? Use this detailed guide to get through Thanksgiving like a special operator.
Military Jokes: Laugh Your Way to Tougher Times This Thanksgiving When Family Time Is Harder Than Basic
The military is no stranger to jokes. These 10 military jokes will make a tough Thanksgiving meal with obnoxious familiy members a breeze.
A Fish Out of the Water or an Airman Out of the Air?
Can an Airman live next to an Army base and survive? Time to find out.
