Rhymes With “Most”

“Cos” was the nickname I gave to my brother, Mark Stephens. It was the second syllable of the Spanish version of his first name, Mar-COS. He must have liked it because I heard him explaining the second-syllable-to-the-Spanish-version-of-his-name equation on more than one occasion. That told me that to him; it was worth the work of having to explain the origin of his nick to keep it — Cos:

“He’s the mos, from cos-to-cos!” was a catchy catchphrase I liked to lay out there on occasion if I sensed Cos’s morale sulking.

Cos and his wife, Ms. Caitlin, as they appear today. The cartoon feature image of Cos is, of course, a gross exaggeration, but then again… not really that gross of an exaggeration at all.

Climbing the Army Pipehitter Ladder

Cos was a signalman in the First Green Berets (1st Special Forces Group), where I was assigned in the mid-80s. He was not a formally qualified Green Beret at the time, rather working in the technical field of communications support. He and I attended a rigorous formal communications course that lasted several weeks. Cos and I got along famously and spent a great deal of time together working through the drudgery of the course.

In the years after my assignment with the first Green Berets, I got the news that my good buddy Cos had sought after and passed the six-month-long Green Beret Qualification Course (SFQC).

“My man Cos,” I mused, “is now a pipe-hitter — none other more fitting… hell, he was always wielding pipes as far as I’m concerned, but I reckon now he is slinging those pipes with conviction and a diploma!”

My assignment post-First Green Berets was at the Combat Diver Qualification Course (SFCDQC) teaching pipe-hitters how to conduct tactical underwater infiltration swims. The students there swam horizontally through 3,000 meters of ocean at a 33-foot depth, breathing pure oxygen, surfaced, and beat the crap out of enemies of the United States — with pipes!

Cos in his days after the Army, still keeping the faith with regard to dive operations. Here he is seen just before entering the water with an advanced pure oxygen rebreather apparatus.

Imagine the pride I felt to see Cos also become qualified in the specialty so coveted by all men in the Special Forces community — Combat Diver. My, but Cos had certainly come a long way and risen to such heights in the SF community. I felt an almost (almost) fatherly sort of pride. I just didn’t know that feeling at the time because I had no children back then.

Duval Street, Key West

I recall talking to Cos out on Key West’s famous Duval Street on no particular evening. While we two chatted, a young woman of undisputed good looks darted by and stuffed a slip of paper into his hand. The surprised Cos had a glance at the paper, which appeared by my intelligence-collecting prowess to be a seven-digit number — not unlike that of a typical phone number. Cos stuffed the paper in his pocket, otherwise losing no detectible meter of our conversation.