Disclaimer: this content is my personal view and not that of the USG. If you’re reading this, you’ve undoubtedly been highlighted by the NSA as a potential threat to national security. I recommend unplugging your computer and power source, destroying any electronic devices, and moving to a foreign country without rendition treaties as soon as possible.

Written by a real, live intel officer. This guy cracks me up! Plus his article is pretty damn good.

– Charlie

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