I was called away to a drunken military wedding in Seattle this weekend, so enjoy this week’s news with limited commentary. I’m writing this at a coffee shop surrounded by Bernie “Call Me Karl” Sanders fans, so pray for my safe return. We’ll hit it hard next week. -BK

Army Special Forces Captain in Fatal Parachute Accident:

JOINT BASE LEWIS-MCCHORD, Wash. — Army officials have released the name of the Joint Base Lewis-McChord soldier who died last week during a skydiving training exercise in Mason County.

Capt. James M. Ahn died during an air-drop training session last Friday morning. The 29-year-old was a member of the the 1st Special Forces Group stationed at JBLM, according to the US Army.