We asked our writing staff to come up with a plan to Escape and Evade Authorities on your Family Thanksgiving Dinner Bug Out. All are graduates of either the Army or Navy SERE School which provides extensive training in Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape techniques to avoid capture by an enemy and to resist interrogation and torture if captured.

State and local governments have issued various edicts on how you may enjoy Thanksgiving with your families this year along with threats of fines or even jail for violating them.

In New Jersey, the governor has prohibited gatherings of more than 10 people.

No hugs or handshakes. No singing. Disinfect the couch after every quarter of the football game.