Our U.S. Navy is at war with the novel Coronavirus. Theodore Roosevelt, the aircraft carrier of former Captain Brett Crozier, is currently inflicted with Coronavirus to the tune of 678 sailors of its 4,069-man crew testing positive for the virus.

The Navy is recommending that the ship’s recently dismissed Skipper Brett Crozier be reinstated once again as that vessel’s Captain. The decision lies at present with Secretary of Defense Mark Esper, who will no doubt hang onto that decision for as long as possible to keep the attention crosshairs on his person:

“Oooo, Mark Esper! What’s Mark Esper doing? What’s mark Esper thinking right now about the important decision that only he possesses the amount of greatness required to make. Oooooo, I wonder which way he is going to go on the big decision??? Let’s all talk about Marky-Mark Esper!”

Mark Esper on decision day: