In the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, Space Force Senior Enlisted Advisor Chief Master Sergeant Roger A. Towberman said that, “without the lack of real guidance, we have decided to direct our focus on our soldier’s Balls.”
He went on further to say that, “the Balls will be in the fall time-frame because it would be too hot for Balls in summer, especially in Huntsville, Alabama.”
Nobody likes sweaty Balls.
If the Army has Army Balls and the Marines have Marine Balls, why can’t the Space Force have…Space Balls?
And no, we aren’t talking about the Death Star that was the Empire’s ultimate weapon. While it is still an impressively sized ball and can take out the world, we are talking ’bout our soldiers and their spouses getting dressed up and going to a Ball with all their mates.
Last year’s “heatwave” in Alabama led to thousands of people taking to social media like it was the end of the world or something. One of the most popular complaints comes from ladies who seem to be struggling with “underboob” clamminess and similar issues.
Can you imagine going up to the bartender and men trying to pay with sweaty undercracker money, and women trying to pay with sweaty bra money?
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