(Caution: frank and spirited adult themes)

Drunk Diva Drunk Dials Department 911 Direct

Katrina Morgan

Citizen-at-large Katrina Morgan got to free-base too many cocktails one night and thought it would be fun for everyone if she called emergency to send over some firemen because her “pu**y” was on fire. The poor reluctant dispatcher had no choice but to act:

“H-hooo-kaaay… I guess we’ll be needing an address then.”