Ladies and gentleman, take my advice: pull down your pants, and slide on the ice–take a chill pill!

Though a brother of shaky faith, and having been raised a Catholic man nonetheless, I know as well as the next future pontiff the story cited in John 7:8 of Gideons Old Testament: Jesus of Nazareth (not to be confused with Jesus of Nogales, Nogales not to be confused with ‘no nalgas’) interrupted a group of local gentry of incidental leisure and scarce means, who were about to stone to death a woman suspected of adultery.

In her defense, Jesus did suggest that ‘he who is without sin, let him cast the first stone.’ The people did reflect on their own demise as sinners, and one by one they let their stones fall, and dispersed.

Where am I going with this? I’m going to France, because there’s a place in France, where the alligators dance, and the girls go around, with their breeches upside down. Nonsense? Yes; utter. Pointless? Oh, absolutely!

The near craze over mudslinging at the pre-presidential level is driving us to near utter lunacy. The mudslinging, since the founding of our nation, has traditionally stopped once the electoral process reached a verdict. Look how many weeks have gone by since Donnie Trump got elected (or sentenced) and the muck is still very much airborne!

What we are hearing is, that droves of influential persons in the US are ‘targeted’ and subsequently ‘cultivated’ by Russia with kompromat, or compromising information, with intent to (potentially) use it to discredit or compromise the individual. All this, to an end of exerting a tighter grip of reflexive control (cue diabolical music chord).

“Reflexive what?” Read Jack McMurph’s latest article: Reflexive Control, but be warned to have a little something in your stomach before you do, as it is a bit of a heavy lift.

Here’s my take on the dossier ambush on Don Trump: first of all, ooooo… a dossier!! Well, all of those quixotic allegations must be true because they are in a dossier. I mean, if something in English doesn’t sound sexy enough, use the French word. A dossier is a (BKSE) phuqing folder. Yessirree-bob, we gots us proof and evidence that Trump is a chump, right here is his dossy-phuqin-ayyyy!