The FP-45 Liberator pistol is an interesting footnote in the annals of wartime insanity—a hunk of cheap metal meant to turn occupied Europe into a slaughterhouse of resistance. In the darkest days of World War II, some madmen in a smoky backroom decided to arm the desperate European masses with a single-shot, .45 caliber hand cannon that was about as sophisticated as a rusty nail. This, my friends, was the Liberator: a weapon for the downtrodden and the damned, made to bring chaos to the Nazi war machine.

Born in the Belly of Paranoia

The Liberator wasn’t crafted in the fires of heroic necessity but out of sheer guerrilla lunacy. It was 1942, and George Hyde, an unassuming engineer at General Motors, was tasked with designing a firearm that could be mass-produced faster than you could sayThird Reich.The Joint Psychological Warfare Committee—because nothing screams psychological warfare like handing out zip guns to untrained civilians—dubbed it theFlare Projector Caliber .45to keep prying eyes away. Yeah, sure, aflare projector.That’s like calling a Molotov cocktail awarm beverage.”

In the original engineering drawings, the barrel was a “tube,” the trigger was called the “yoke,” and the firing pin was dubbed the “control rod.”

At $2.10 a pop ($37.70 in 2022 dollars), these babies were churned out by the Guide Lamp Division of General Motors like candy bars, rolling off the line at an insane pace. The entire project spanned just six months, from idea to finished product. Three hundred workers built a million of these in an 11-week period. I don’t believe there was any quality control involved in the process. 

It was supposed to be the great equalizer: get behind enemy lines, pop a Nazi in the face, and upgrade to his rifle. The stuff of freedom-fighting fever dreams. Not to sound too cliche, but desperate times call for desperate measures, and this is an idea borne out of sheer desperation. A hail Mary pass meant to slow down the Nazi war machine. 

A Gun So Basic It Was Almost Genius

The Liberator wasn’t just simple; it was absurdly so. Twenty-three parts, stamped and slapped together into a Frankenstein’s monster of a firearm. The barrel wasn’t even rifled, which meant aiming was more of a suggestion than a science. But who needs accuracy when you’re shooting someone from arm’s length? You’d fire, hope for the best, and pray the other guy didn’t shoot back with something that wasn’t designed in a weekend.

FP 45 operating instructions
Only 12 simple to understand steps to freedom. No words needed. Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons

Packed in a waxed box with ten rounds of .45 ACP, a wooden dowel for ejecting spent casings, and a comic-book-style instruction sheet, the Liberator was a do-it-yourself nightmare. But that was the point. It wasn’t supposed to last or even work well. It was a throwaway piece, a tool for one thing: creating havoc.