Below is a personal favorite. I used a short key at the bottom to clarify a few terms.



BALLAD of The US Navy SEAL Teams

I’m a lover, a figther

An American UDT SEAL diver.

That’s a rootin tootin shootin paratroopin

SCUBA diving demolition double cap crippin’


Last of the bare-knuckle fighters

No muff too tough, I dive for five

Tuck, suck, fuck, nibble and chew

I dine and interwine, masturbate,

ejaculate and copulate.

I Drive Navy trucks, that’s 2by’s, 4by’s, 6by’s

and those big mother fuckers that go Shhh Shhh

and bend in the middle.

Been around the world twice

and talked to everyone once. Seen two

white whales fuck and

been to two

pigmy picnics.

Met a man from Nantucket with a marble head and wooden cock

and ladies, if you don’t like my face you can sit on it!




Cap crimpers-tool used to prepare demolition charges.  Mainly to secure blasting caps to detonation cord.

2by’s, 4by’s-big ass trucks.

Muff-I hope I don’t have to explain this one.

UDT-Underwater Demolition Team

Frogman-term used to describe Navy SEALs and UDT