Below is a personal favorite. I used a short key at the bottom to clarify a few terms.
Enjoy-
Brandon
BALLAD of The US Navy SEAL Teams
I’m a lover, a figther
An American UDT SEAL diver.
That’s a rootin tootin shootin paratroopin
SCUBA diving demolition double cap crippin’
Frogman
Last of the bare-knuckle fighters
No muff too tough, I dive for five
Tuck, suck, fuck, nibble and chew
I dine and interwine, masturbate,
ejaculate and copulate.
I Drive Navy trucks, that’s 2by’s, 4by’s, 6by’s
and those big mother fuckers that go Shhh Shhh

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and bend in the middle.
Been around the world twice
and talked to everyone once. Seen two
white whales fuck and
been to two
pigmy picnics.
Met a man from Nantucket with a marble head and wooden cock
and ladies, if you don’t like my face you can sit on it!
KEY
Cap crimpers-tool used to prepare demolition charges. Mainly to secure blasting caps to detonation cord.
2by’s, 4by’s-big ass trucks.
Muff-I hope I don’t have to explain this one.
UDT-Underwater Demolition Team
Frogman-term used to describe Navy SEALs and UDT
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