A Green Beret walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “I recently got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The sergeant tells her, “It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically.”
The lady asks, “What’s it telling you now?”
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“Well, it tells me you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing
panties!”
The SF’er smirks, taps his watch and says, “Darn thing’s an hour fast.”
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