A Green Beret walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “I recently got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

The sergeant tells her, “It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically.”

The lady asks, “What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it tells me you’re not wearing any panties.”