As Army officers, we were taught to look at every situation we might encounter and think of a primary plan (always has to be changed), a secondary plan (works OK about half of the time), and a tertiary plan (for when the first two plans go all to hell). We war-gamed everything. What if this? What if that? Anything within the realm of possibility was considered, and then some.

I’ve been reading a lot about North Korea lately, and it got me thinking: What if North Korea actually launched a nuclear missile at the United States? What would that look like? How would we respond to it? What would the outcome be?

I decided it would be interesting to write down my ponderings and share them with all of you. I don’t have any particular insider information on the subject. All information provided here is part of the public record, available to anyone. This is just speculation, parts of it could be way off, but I try to be as accurate as possible. I hope you find it to be an interesting read.

Deep Inside a Mountain

Overlooking Hyesan, North Korea, from Changbai, China. Image by Elijah Hurwitz

We’re not alone in figuring out that one of the only places on Earth to have any chance of surviving an all-out nuclear war is in a bunker chiseled deep inside a mountain. As a bonus, spy satellites can’t see through mountains, making them great places to carry on all sorts of covert activity.

For the sake of argument, let’s say that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un finally goes a complete Bond villain after his advisors remind him that he might have to park his beloved nuclear weapons for a while if the United States, in two short years, elects a leader determined to keep him in his place. So he decides that for the glory of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK), now is the time to strike the US and order a lone Hwasong-17 intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) out of its hiding spot.

The men in the dank, cavernous space carved out of a nondescript North Korean mountain overlook gauges and switches that look straight out of the late 1970s. A foul, musty smell hangs in the air. A phone rings, the ancient kind with a heavy, curved handpiece and a twisted cable running back into the base. This old-fashioned landline, the North Koreans figure, is the safest way to keep the Americans out of their communications loop. They are partially right. The soldier who answers the phone gets a serious look on his face and starts shouting commands to his comrades.

These soldiers immediately begin to scramble in a drill they’ve done a thousand times before, only this time, it’s not a drill, and the men are running on pure adrenaline. It is an hour before dawn, and the pitch blackness of the night sky and thick cloud cover hides the men’s flurry of activity outdoors to the extent possible. Then, finally, an enormous steel multi-story door opens out of the side of the mountain, and out rolls the black and white missile on its launcher. In the military, they are known as TELs (transporter, erector, launcher). Massive trucks with 11 axles. Twenty-two man-sized wheels in all.

A man grabs his head in disbelief as he watches the launch of a North Korean ICBM capable of impacting any location in the United States. Now it is just a matter of will, not capability—18 NOV 2022 Screenshot from YouTube and ABC News.

Raising the Beast

The Hwasong-17 is a beast by anyone’s measure. It’s not just the largest weapon of its kind in North Korea; it’s the most massive mobile liquid-fuelled ICBM on the planet. According to 38 North, a US website dedicated to keeping a close eye on the “Hermit Kingdom.” The rocket weighs roughly 121 tons when fueled and ready to go, depending on which intelligence agency you talk to. It stands about 85 feet tall, over half the height of the Statue of Liberty if you don’t consider it a pedestal. It’s a real threat to our way of life. Tests conducted days ago prove it can explode a nuclear warhead anywhere in the continental United States.