The Secret Service files, revealed: has obtained proof that the Secret Service is a corrupt zoo — more booze soaked, amoral and sex-fueled than even the Colombia hooker scandal of 2012 revealed!

After a four-year fight, Radar can reveal some of the shocking content of 6,441 never-before-seen government documents exposing astounding corruption in the agency charged with protecting our leaders.

Man, I can’t get enough of the Secret Service stories. If you’ll recall, the big scandal was back in 2012, when it was revealed that the SS guys were going down to Cartagena, Colombia, and basically having massive sex orgies with hookers of all stripes while they were supposed to be acting as advance teams and personal protection detail for the President of the United States. We all got a pretty good laugh out of it over here at SOFREP.

Putting aside the ickiness of prostitution, these SS guys were total morons. First off, the whole scandal came to light because the one dope refused to pay his hooker the 800$ (!!!!!!) that he had agreed to pay her, and pissed her off enough to go to the cops. From this, we can learn two things. One: 800$ is WAY too much to pay a hooker. I mean, you’re in Colombia, aren’t you? This should be cheap as hell. For 800$, not only should the guy gotten sex, she should have built him a new deck on his house or something. That is ludicrous. Two: Pay the hooker, man. Is that really a road you want to go down, especially when you know you could be fired for it?

I kind of felt bad for the Army SF guys that got roped into this scandal with these clowns, because I’m pretty sure they’ve been down in South America for decades doing this kind of shit, and never had any problems. Probably because they maintained a cover story, and probably also, they paid the goddamn hookers. Yet, the first time they STUPIDLY invited the SS to hang out with them, it all went to shit.


Understand that the Secret Service is a dull job. There haven’t been too many attacks on POTUS, so there’s a lot of travel, and nothing to do, which is the ultimate combination for men to get into trouble. And the types of guys who take these jobs tend to be those alpha-male sort of guys, the guys who crave action and adventure. That’s the type of guy you want when shit goes down, be it SS, or military, police, or security contractor types. You combine all that with the ready availability of young prostitutes, and this is what’s going to happen. Believe me, I could tell some stories. Not of me, of course. I DON’T PAY.