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Crybaby Costco Karen Can’t Contain COVID Correctly; Collapses on Can to Cry Constitution

Send in the clowns — don’t bother they’re here!

Did you know that you are all Americans and have constitutional rights? Did you know that you are human beings and not animals? Did you know that black lives matter? This Costco Karen… she really believes most people don’t realize that as an American she has constitutional rights! Karen is probably the type of civic-minded gash that believes that she needs to remind the police on every occasion that she, in fact, pays their salaries.

Karen, you need to ask the cops for their badge number — they love that. Then you need to ask to see their supervisor — my, does that thrill them so. Finally, you need to remind them all that you — Costco Karen — pay their cock-a-dooty salaries. They will thank you profusely, show you pictures of their kids, and dismiss whatever ticket they were going to write you up for.