Pilot Spells out FU to Michigan Governor

No clearer way to deliver a message than to write it in big letters in the sky. In the day we used to write shit like “I LOVE YOU JILL,” or, “MARRY ME PEG.” Now we sling the F-bomb up in skywriting to elected officials. America has become completely devoid of class, but it is kinda funny. Just how severely do you have to upset someone to get them to do that? But then Ed Frederick could just have a hair-trigger and we could just as well be in for more skywriting from him:

“TRIM YOU GODDAMNED BUSHES, THACKERMAN!”

“FUCK YOU, DUDE IN THE VOLVO WHO SWERVED IN MY LANE TODAY!”

“GODDAMN, HON… DON’T I ALREADY DO ENOUGH AROUND THE HOUSE — CAN’T I WATCH THE GAME IN PEACE??”

Ed gets a high score in creativity. His act puts me in mind of another pilot practice that a good number of military pilots have been reprimanded for — sky penis drawing! They fly a route in the sky that draws a phallus, which shows up on the radars of Air Traffic Controllers, and whose vapor trails can be visible to us on the ground.

I learned of the phenomenon from a good friend and former writer for SOFREP, Alexander “A-Blast” Hollings. He posted a dozen or so of these sky penis drawings to our Facebook Writers’ Guild page.

Example of sky penis “drawn” by U.S. Navy pilot who was subsequently grounded for his art.

The Pee-in-your-Pants Challenge